Today, I saw my 22-year-old boyfriend blow his nose into his hand, then wipe his snot on our couch. There was a box of tissues directly in front of him. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I witnessed my boyfriend sneeze in his hands, and then lick it. FML
Today, I saw my 32-year-old boyfriend of 4 years pick his nose and eat it. The booger in question was attached to his nose and he sucked it out spaghetti-style. He then tried to kiss me. I still feel my stomach churning. FML
Today, when my boyfriend came to bed, I rolled over and watched as he used his pinky to clean out both nostrils, then eat it what he found. He’s almost 25. FML
Today, I watched in horror from the other room as my boyfriend picked the biggest, slimiest booger I've ever seen, then lowered it into his mouth, and licked his finger clean. I very nearly threw up. FML
Today, my boyfriend was about to sneeze. To avoid getting his new tablet wet, he chose to sneeze right into my face instead. FML
Today, while having fun between the sheets with my boyfriend, his allergies got the best of him and his nose started running. Every time he kissed me he'd drip snot onto my face. When I complained, he said I was being insensitive. FML
Today, I thought my boyfriend was being sweet by stroking my hair, only to discover he was getting rid of a booger. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me to pick his nose for him. FML
Today, I witnessed my husband hocking a loogie into his hand, then throwing it into the trash can and continuing to make our sandwiches. FML
Today, my boyfriend went down on me for the first time. After about five minutes, he sneezes violently on me. I don't know what's worse, him getting snot all over my intimate bits or the fact that the sneeze felt better then what he was doing. FML
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bengermin 5
But... Tissues are for something else..
DocBastard 40
Correct. Because people can't possibly be expected to communicate with each other over something like this. Dumping him is the ONLY option.
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Comments (66)
Calyx_fml 22
You have sex with that knob?!
coffee_man900 16
Eeeeewww. :)
Cad6 24
Props for the BF. It's what I do. Okay, while a tissue box may be 2 feet from him, the sofa was in direct contact with his body. Therefore, snotting up the sofa was the most feasible option. Us guys can't help it. We're nasty ***** like that.
ComTlancy 12
25's username = my favourite car from Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas
Canchan 12
That's what we call TRIFE-LENT . Not trifling , TRIFE-LENT .
retej01 0
So you have no friends
Purplesnowberry 4
That is just effing gross! I would not think FML I would dump him - imagine what else he might do when he thinks you are not looking! Hygiene risk much??!!
kinkyfemboislut 6
He's disgusting, Breakup with him.
mackdeezy 22
yeah, I'm 22, and I know not to do that shit. guy's an idiot
10madirocks 6
Ewww some toddlers are more mature than that. Id get a new boyfriend!
adrianreece 0
You sure kno how to pick em