Today, I saw a wasp on the ground, apparently injured and unable to fly. It was being mobbed by ants and looked certain to die, so I stamped on the ants to save its life. At this point it sprung up, stung me, then flew off. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, this huge wasp started flying around me. I freaked out and started running from it. Then I slipped, landed face-first in some dog poo, and got stung by the wasp on my leg. FML
Today, I was stung by a wasp. Startled, I stumbled and grabbed a nearby tree branch to regain my balance. The branch happened to be the location of the wasp's nest, which fell to the ground and split open. The wasps weren't happy. FML
Today, there was a gigantic wasp in my room. It stupidly flew upwards and got hit by the rotating fan. It then immediately decided to take it's revenge by stinging me. FML
Today, I saved a honey bee from drowning in our pool. It promptly stung me and died. FML
Today, I was stung by a red wasp. While my husband heroically killed it, I, the person terrified of wasps after being swarmed as a child, collapsed, sobbed, screamed, and almost vomited from sheer terror. Give me snakes, spiders, insects galore and I am fine. Single flying asshole of doom and I turn into a child. FML
Today, my friend bet everyone at my lunch table that no one could catch the fly that was flying around our table. I reached up and caught it. It was a wasp, and it stung me. FML
Today, a bee landed on my leg. I didn't realize it was there until my friend yelled out, "Bee!" kicked me in the leg, and ran off. I fell to the ground screaming and clutching my leg. She missed the bee and it still stung me. FML
Today, I noticed an extremely large bug buzzing around my room. After several attempts, I stomped on it with my shoe. I was trying to get a closer look at my victory when it flew into my nostril. Turns out it was just playing dead. FML
Today, I was walking to work when I saw an empty pop can. Angry at whoever left it, I kicked it out of the way. Turns out it wasn't empty; it was filled with hornets. I had to run 2km to work while being attacked by a giant swarm of wasps. FML
Today, I accidentally stepped on a dead bee. The stinger was still intact. How do I know? It stung my foot. I'm allergic to bees. FML
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Top comments
isuckok 11
You never protect a wasp.
graceinsheepwear 34
I am curious what code makes ants less worthy of life than wasps?
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Comments (120)
worldclassrager 41
Wasps are just full of hatred just leave them alone...my question is how did you not kill the wasp in the process of stomping on the ants...
chocolatesarah 5
Lesson: being naive has many disadvantages .. It was for a good reason tho (y)
TheAngryPrincess 3
I hate ants and wasps.
deathtothepix 26
never interfere with nature!
jmacfan1 16
This might sound a little weird but put some meat tenderizer on the sting. It'll help. Trust me.
marvelousvince 2
So...you killed many to save one? And then it stung you? This is such a good metaphor. (P.s don't ever become president/prime minister/emperor if whatever country you're from)
Spark_Slicker 19
No good deed goes unpunished.
thepieguyisi 4
So you would kill hundreds of ants to save one wasp? Why would you attempt to save a wasp anyways?
vffjvsegb 11
Nice guys finish last in the world of wasps
Bea_FaCurtains 17
It's like when you try to help that one guy out in a fight and he ends up punching you in the face instead.....