Today, I saw a wasp on the ground, apparently injured and unable to fly. It was being mobbed by ants and looked certain to die, so I stamped on the ants to save its life. At this point it sprung up, stung me, then flew off. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, this huge wasp started flying around me. I freaked out and started running from it. Then I slipped, landed face-first in some dog poo, and got stung by the wasp on my leg. FML
Today, I was stung by a wasp. Startled, I stumbled and grabbed a nearby tree branch to regain my balance. The branch happened to be the location of the wasp's nest, which fell to the ground and split open. The wasps weren't happy. FML
Today, there was a gigantic wasp in my room. It stupidly flew upwards and got hit by the rotating fan. It then immediately decided to take it's revenge by stinging me. FML
Today, I saved a honey bee from drowning in our pool. It promptly stung me and died. FML
Today, I was stung by a red wasp. While my husband heroically killed it, I, the person terrified of wasps after being swarmed as a child, collapsed, sobbed, screamed, and almost vomited from sheer terror. Give me snakes, spiders, insects galore and I am fine. Single flying asshole of doom and I turn into a child. FML
Today, my friend bet everyone at my lunch table that no one could catch the fly that was flying around our table. I reached up and caught it. It was a wasp, and it stung me. FML
Today, a bee landed on my leg. I didn't realize it was there until my friend yelled out, "Bee!" kicked me in the leg, and ran off. I fell to the ground screaming and clutching my leg. She missed the bee and it still stung me. FML
Today, I noticed an extremely large bug buzzing around my room. After several attempts, I stomped on it with my shoe. I was trying to get a closer look at my victory when it flew into my nostril. Turns out it was just playing dead. FML
Today, I was walking to work when I saw an empty pop can. Angry at whoever left it, I kicked it out of the way. Turns out it wasn't empty; it was filled with hornets. I had to run 2km to work while being attacked by a giant swarm of wasps. FML
Today, I accidentally stepped on a dead bee. The stinger was still intact. How do I know? It stung my foot. I'm allergic to bees. FML
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Top comments
isuckok 11
You never protect a wasp.
graceinsheepwear 34
I am curious what code makes ants less worthy of life than wasps?
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Comments (120)
love_me_electric 20
Why not step on all of them? They're all pests in my eyes.
squideth 18
Those "pests" literally support the ecosystem of the earth. You'd be ******* dead without them.
fish_ster 5
what a pussy.
RavenTheFoxx 16
Thoreau would be very upset to know you killed his beloved ants.
VoodooPriestess 16
Let nature take it's course. Survival of the fittest and all. . . Plus wasps eat ants, so you killing off all nearby food might piss it off.
hockeygoalie13 15
Survival of the fittest is actually a phrase invented by Herbert Spencer to describe social darwinism, which differs from natural selection. They are not synonymous.
fooltemptress 36
You must be a lot of fun at parties.
amisenho 11
People who glorify mediocrity and stupidity are a buzzkill at parties. I, for one, commend hockeygoalie13's research.
AerBear115 15
Uh sorry dude... But this is why wasps are evil and always will be!
sports237 5
I would've just stepped on the wasp to prevent it from suffering any longer... Ants would've taken too long.
s3xygrandpa 5
Rule #1 NEVER save the wasp. Ever.
iamshaffu 9
Did it ever occur to you that the wasp was trying to commit suicide?
russiankaraoke 2
The wasp was scared
blackonblight 33
Wasps are menaces. If it were a honey bee, fine, save it from the ants. But wasps, hornets, and yellow jackets serve no purpose that honey bees don't already cover without being aggressive assholes.