Today, I was on webcam for the first time with a guy I've been texting for a while. Trying to show off my guitar skills, I lean down to pick it up and fell on my face. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while video chatting with my girlfriend, who lives on the other side of the country, I thought I'd play a song for her on my guitar. The string broke and hit me in the face. I burst into tears and had to hang up. FML
Today, while playing a gig with my band, I tried pulling the classic "playing the guitar with one foot on the monitor" rock-star pose. However, I misjudged the height of the monitor, didn't notice the puddle of beer in front of it, slipped, and fell off the stage into the security guy. FML
Today, I was on Skype with the guy I like. After a while of being on Facebook I forgot I was on webcam to him and started picking my nose. He ended the call. FML
Today, after practicing a song for my girlfriend on guitar all day, I called her over to my house to show it to her. After a long speech about how "this is for you," I played for about 3 seconds before I broke a string, which slapped her in her face. FML
Today, I had my first gig with my new band. I was concentrating on my guitar during the second song when I tripped over the singer's microphone cable, hit my head on the bass drum, and blacked out. When I came to, people were applauding, apparently thinking it was part of the act. FML
Today, I was performing for a fairly large crowd with my band. I decided it would look cool to stand on one of the speakers and sing from there. It did look pretty cool for a bit until I tried to step off and fell face-first on the floor mid-song. FML
Today, whilst tuning my guitar, one of the steel strings snapped and hit me in the face. Now I'm on my way to my first date with the girl of my dreams, and I'm wearing an eye patch and have a thick red line across my face. FML
Today, my band played its first real gig. It was going well, and I, the vocalist, thought it would be a good idea to stage dive. I underestimated the distance between the stage and the crowd and crashed into the floor. FML
Today, it was my first ever live piano performance. It went all great until the end, when I stood up, slipped, and smashed face-first into the keys. I've lost half a tooth and all my dignity. FML
Today, I was singing and playing keyboards with my band on stage at a club. A drunken chick from the crowd tried to climb up onto the stage in her heels, fell, and grabbed the back of my mic stand to catch herself. And busted me in the mouth with my own microphone. Then she requested a song. FML
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justsayfuck 5
Every FML which says 'trying to show off' is immediately a YDI.
sampimpinthug 0
wow that sux! but its only on the cam so no biggie
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Comments (98)
sampimpinthug 0
wow that sux! but its only on the cam so no biggie
airborn54 0
shit like that happens to me all the time, so what?
Shyammy92 0
lol I've done "worse" things on a cam XD
OhWowFYLindeed 0
Oh no, the embarrasment. -_-
bballchamp43 0
Agreed not that big of a deal. More proof that we need a "Who Cares?" button.
swalch43 0
hahah that happened to me one time when I was playing at a concert, I still have a scar just below my lip
Brittneyyyy 7
If he really likes you, he'll think it's cute :)
Brittneyyyy 7
^ What? And we almost have the same b-day.
Averizzle 0
#14 Are you a chat roulette masturbator? O god..
Jessicaa96145 0
aha, 40 - I do that all the time.. thought i was the only one..
sircletus 0
you don't stage dive if there's no audience dumbass op.
chenoa_fml 0
lol I'd be super embarrassed, but it would give the both of us something to laugh about ^_^ or at least that's what I would do..
chocolatedrop 0
ydi because maybe he didnt even want to see your skills
youngrob 0
I don't know about you other guys but I don't find girls anymore attractive then they are when they play a guitar.
xsam4296x 0
I agree with 25. Not a good fml.
JohnGraveline 0
I have played my banjo on chatroulette. I play a different tune for every person. except those damn dicks.
khadijah32594 3
shit happens
rawr_iliketacos 0
you deserve ot for starting out in past tense and ending in present. I hate you.
ceno 0
number 14s hawt
Stevefett 0
At least you didn't fart.
NatDancer2010 0
chat roulette o.O
mells105 0
I can tell OP is like 40
ThatGuyWithHair 0
Or a "Quit Whining" Button.
imasummerloverx3 0
you must be a pretty clumsy person to pull that off...
JBubbleHead 0
Agreed lol. How can you fall on your face by simply trying to pick up a guitar??
FYLyo 0
chat roulette ftw
sabatical 0
showin off yer 'g' string haha
OhBaby19 0
win^
Sticxz 0
lol #53 soooooo win
slushpup9696 12
apparently, picking up a guitar counts as skills.
Bettydoll 0
fail. epic fail.
OhBaby19 0
i would have laughed at myself & gotten over it, who cares!?
Stevefett 0
69- Thats something that pretty people can do. If an ugly person did that it would just be sad. Maybe OP is uggo!!
justsayfuck 5
Every FML which says 'trying to show off' is immediately a YDI.
carpediem9_fml 0
agreed
Anextase 0
Agreed. Every FML with "trying to____" anything is an automatic YDI.
Slappyzezima 0
justsayfuck you are THE ugliest THING I have ever seen!!!! you're disgusting!!!
nerdsgetmehot 23
#65 She clearly isn't at all ugly and disgusting as you suggest. Don't go around bashing other peoples' appearance just to make yourself feel superior.
OzzyTheGiant 14
that may be so, but I honestly think she did not deserve it. Its not like she wasnt trying to be herself; she just wanted to make the guy admire her. She would have deserved it if she was trying to show off to a crowd just to get attention
pebbles8990 0
somebody should make a website ydi.com because some fmls are not fmls they are dumb
ladyluck82 9
4 - I def agree! lol! And just HOW does someone drop something on their face when they picked it up??? Did it fall 'up'?? :-/
justsayfuck 5
Haha, well no the OP said she wanted to pick up her guitar (which was apparantely on the ground) and by leaning over she fell on her face :)
Trollz4daLULZ 2
YDI for trying to show off. [edit: damn, justsayfuck beat me to it.]
ladyluck82 9
also...I play guitar and own two...I have NEVER 'dropped' a guitar on anything. Let alone my FACE! lol
imasummerloverx3 0
it's says SHE fell on her face. I thought it said it on on her face too lol
Geiko_fml 0
That's not bad at all. Nothing to sit there and be embarrassed about. Clumsy girls are the best.
Cyrus00 41
Until they accidentally knee you in the nuts.
Charlie194 0
At least you can play guitar. That makes up for half of the fail :)
ladyluck82 9
15 - Amber, no need to be rude. If you read the comments...I'm not the only one who thought this. :-)