Today, I was walking to work when I saw an empty pop can. Angry at whoever left it, I kicked it out of the way. Turns out it wasn't empty; it was filled with hornets. I had to run 2km to work while being attacked by a giant swarm of wasps. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I saw a wasp on the ground, apparently injured and unable to fly. It was being mobbed by ants and looked certain to die, so I stamped on the ants to save its life. At this point it sprung up, stung me, then flew off. FML
Today, while mowing the lawn, I ran over a hornet's nest. FML
Today, this huge wasp started flying around me. I freaked out and started running from it. Then I slipped, landed face-first in some dog poo, and got stung by the wasp on my leg. FML
Today, I was stung by a wasp. Startled, I stumbled and grabbed a nearby tree branch to regain my balance. The branch happened to be the location of the wasp's nest, which fell to the ground and split open. The wasps weren't happy. FML
Today, I went to clean my roof when something buzzed by my head and a sting hit my neck. It turns out there's a small nest of, like, five hornets just chilling outside of my window. I found a dead one on the desk in my bedroom. FML
Today, while using a portable restroom at the park, I discovered all too late that some very hostile and territorial hornets had made it their home. FML
Today, I had food poisoning. When I was finally able to drag myself to the kitchen for some Gatorade, I got stung by a wasp. FML
Today, I was going to set up my air conditioner in the window. As I opened up the window, I must have disturbed a wasp nest, because a dozen wasps flew in and several of them stung me. The rest are now somewhere in my house with my terrified girlfriend. FML
Today, while mowing the lawn, I was attacked by an underground hornet nest. I now have many stings, two scared dogs, and a mower still running outside. The hornets are swarming it and some are sitting on the lever, as if to turn it off. It's like they know. FML
Today, whilst out on a walk with the dogs, I decided to explore a different part of the woods. Suddenly I felt a sharp pain in my bum. Then another. And another. I realised it was wasps and ran. I've been stung 11 times and have to go back tomorrow for the coat I dropped. FML
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shananigans 0
You were angry because someone left a can of pop on the ground? Lol. FYL about the hornets though, that sucks.
akiro525 3
if you were angry because some one left something on the floor, would you not pick it up and throw it in the bin than kick it? which isn't solving anything. YDI.
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Comments (154)
crackberrie 0
hahaha.. at least u got a good work out out of it
isaiaha11 2
agreed with1 and ydi for thinking that a "huge swarm "could fit into a soda can
louispro 0
lol, hornet and wasps are 2 different insects. hahaha, op is a joke!!
SeaMen 3
so u got mad someone littered? instead of picking it up you....kicked it?
shananigans 0
You were angry because someone left a can of pop on the ground? Lol. FYL about the hornets though, that sucks.
junior2012 0
hey shananigan's I'm going to get straight to the point and say that you are cute and that I would like to talk to you and see what happens from there. reply back if you are interested.
Calamity157 0
LOL!!! you shouldve ran inbetween people to see what wouldve happend
GmanG 0
haha :D yeah
shiznutmuffin 0
#3 that's hilarious
Theos_fml 0
Hornets and wasps are two different things...Did you get chased by both?
isthisonetaken 0
i was wondering the same thing. love it when people can't get their story straight.
cthulhu1138 1
Hornets are a type of wasp. Funny how people take the time to point out mistakes but can't be bothered to take the extra 10 seconds to make sure it's actually a mistake. There's Google and there's Wikipedia. Use them.
genius_man16 1
This thread is full of complete idiots. #1 Hornets are a type of wasp as cthulhu1138 pointed out. #2 Picking up the pop can would have been worse, seeing as it was full of wasps, so it's a good thing he didn't pick it up.
bclover2007 0
omg guys jesus, just shows what retarded people have access to the internet
akiro525 3
if you were angry because some one left something on the floor, would you not pick it up and throw it in the bin than kick it? which isn't solving anything. YDI.
shananigans 0
That's what I was thinking... Although in retrospect I guess it's a good thing he didn't pick it up.
LMAO_over_here 0
+1 YDI
KumoFF7 3
i agree, why would you be mad at that anyway? YDI
fallingbricks 0
agreed
Unlucky_Gun 0
Yeah Op's gonna throw the can into the trash bin, jump into the trash bin and kick the can. Genius
failzisawesome 0
Hornets? Wasps? Make up your mind
JarJarBinks_fml 0
I somehow doubt they would chase you for a full 2km
lexiBRo 0
I agree...they would have caught him a lot sooner
Phillay632 0
I also doubt there was a "huge swarm" inside a pop can. I'd guess around maybe 20 or so max.
SuperSpore 0
Unless they crammed themselves in there, like a hornet bomb. O.O You never know.
SiLveRStaRLIGHT 0
Hornets ≠ Wasps. Nn... I would be irritated too. Although I guess it's a good thing you didn't pick it up. You had no way of knowing they were living in there.
pleasedonttellme 0
Haha wouldn't you Pick it up though if you were soo angry at it inside of kicking it?!
alliemi 0
If you were angry about the popcan being left then why didn't you pick it up? YDI for perpetuating litter
blondieblue33 2
OP has probably picked up cans before and was sick of cleaning up after people.