Today, I saw a wasp on the ground, apparently injured and unable to fly. It was being mobbed by ants and looked certain to die, so I stamped on the ants to save its life. At this point it sprung up, stung me, then flew off. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, this huge wasp started flying around me. I freaked out and started running from it. Then I slipped, landed face-first in some dog poo, and got stung by the wasp on my leg. FML
Today, I was stung by a wasp. Startled, I stumbled and grabbed a nearby tree branch to regain my balance. The branch happened to be the location of the wasp's nest, which fell to the ground and split open. The wasps weren't happy. FML
Today, there was a gigantic wasp in my room. It stupidly flew upwards and got hit by the rotating fan. It then immediately decided to take it's revenge by stinging me. FML
Today, I saved a honey bee from drowning in our pool. It promptly stung me and died. FML
Today, I was stung by a red wasp. While my husband heroically killed it, I, the person terrified of wasps after being swarmed as a child, collapsed, sobbed, screamed, and almost vomited from sheer terror. Give me snakes, spiders, insects galore and I am fine. Single flying asshole of doom and I turn into a child. FML
Today, my friend bet everyone at my lunch table that no one could catch the fly that was flying around our table. I reached up and caught it. It was a wasp, and it stung me. FML
Today, a bee landed on my leg. I didn't realize it was there until my friend yelled out, "Bee!" kicked me in the leg, and ran off. I fell to the ground screaming and clutching my leg. She missed the bee and it still stung me. FML
Today, I noticed an extremely large bug buzzing around my room. After several attempts, I stomped on it with my shoe. I was trying to get a closer look at my victory when it flew into my nostril. Turns out it was just playing dead. FML
Today, I was walking to work when I saw an empty pop can. Angry at whoever left it, I kicked it out of the way. Turns out it wasn't empty; it was filled with hornets. I had to run 2km to work while being attacked by a giant swarm of wasps. FML
Today, I accidentally stepped on a dead bee. The stinger was still intact. How do I know? It stung my foot. I'm allergic to bees. FML
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Top comments
isuckok 11
You never protect a wasp.
graceinsheepwear 34
I am curious what code makes ants less worthy of life than wasps?
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Comments (120)
tlvv 12
Did we need more evidence that wasps are evil?
abhi5 2
sadly..that's how the world runs nowadays..!
cubanfriday 5
Wasp was like "No thanks"
DoctorBurn 8
Why is a wasp's life worth more than multiple ants' lives?
texascutie10 1
you're a dumbass
sanecatlady 13
That's what you get for interfering with nature! You might have saved the wasp but you killed a bunch of ants and the survivors will go hungry now. YDI
sanecatlady 13
Actually, this reminds me of last spring when I found earthworms drowning in rain puddles in someone's dirt driveway, so I started rescuing them by lifting them out with a stick and placing them on the ground. But then someone got in their car and I had to get out of the way before they backed out, and they smashed the worms. At least saving earthworms makes more sense since they're good for good for gardens and stuff.
Jeffy91 28
Really??? Ok first of all ants are pretty strong for their size so of course the wasp looked weak and helpless, 2nd If you were a wasp being attacked by a bunch of ants, wouldn't you be pissed or overwhelmed to the point you too would sting the first thing you possibly could? I mean come on... a wasp is probably one of the easiest bees to piss off. You should've just let nature deal with it.
Deviant_fml 5
What, were you rooting for the underdog or something? Just stomp on all of them and put it out of its misery.
Superswegfeg 3
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