Today, I saw a wasp on the ground, apparently injured and unable to fly. It was being mobbed by ants and looked certain to die, so I stamped on the ants to save its life. At this point it sprung up, stung me, then flew off. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, this huge wasp started flying around me. I freaked out and started running from it. Then I slipped, landed face-first in some dog poo, and got stung by the wasp on my leg. FML
Today, I was stung by a wasp. Startled, I stumbled and grabbed a nearby tree branch to regain my balance. The branch happened to be the location of the wasp's nest, which fell to the ground and split open. The wasps weren't happy. FML
Today, there was a gigantic wasp in my room. It stupidly flew upwards and got hit by the rotating fan. It then immediately decided to take it's revenge by stinging me. FML
Today, I saved a honey bee from drowning in our pool. It promptly stung me and died. FML
Today, I was stung by a red wasp. While my husband heroically killed it, I, the person terrified of wasps after being swarmed as a child, collapsed, sobbed, screamed, and almost vomited from sheer terror. Give me snakes, spiders, insects galore and I am fine. Single flying asshole of doom and I turn into a child. FML
Today, my friend bet everyone at my lunch table that no one could catch the fly that was flying around our table. I reached up and caught it. It was a wasp, and it stung me. FML
Today, a bee landed on my leg. I didn't realize it was there until my friend yelled out, "Bee!" kicked me in the leg, and ran off. I fell to the ground screaming and clutching my leg. She missed the bee and it still stung me. FML
Today, I noticed an extremely large bug buzzing around my room. After several attempts, I stomped on it with my shoe. I was trying to get a closer look at my victory when it flew into my nostril. Turns out it was just playing dead. FML
Today, I was walking to work when I saw an empty pop can. Angry at whoever left it, I kicked it out of the way. Turns out it wasn't empty; it was filled with hornets. I had to run 2km to work while being attacked by a giant swarm of wasps. FML
Today, I accidentally stepped on a dead bee. The stinger was still intact. How do I know? It stung my foot. I'm allergic to bees. FML
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isuckok 11
You never protect a wasp.
graceinsheepwear 34
I am curious what code makes ants less worthy of life than wasps?
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Comments (120)
annie_nk 23
Why save a wasp? They're made out of hate and anger. If it was a bubble bee, I'd understand. They make honey and keep our flowers alive. Wasps, hornets and yellow jackets are just evil!
Beepbeep7 14
What the hell is a bubble bee??
Welshite 40
Bubble bees are the best! I've heard there are different species too: Dove, Olay, Ivory, and Dial to name a few.
annie_nk 23
Lol *bumble bee. I'll admit, that was a pretty funny auto correct.
Cleo88 6
Wasps, yellow jackets and hornets also help to pollinate flowers and they hunt less derivable insects like ones that damage your garden. Every animal has a purpose
domolovesyoshi 33
bumblebees don't produce honey here is a list to help you understand. Honeybees -Small body, fuzzy torso, sleak abdomen, and thin wings. - 2.5cm in length - Colonies of 1000-25000. - Can sting only once, but the males cannot sting - Produce a honey comb and honey surplus - Large portion of the colony overwinters with the queen - Honeybees are not native to Canada, brought over by Europeans during settlement. Bumblebees - Thick and furry body. Fat all around with yellow, orange, and or black colouring. - Thick wings visible when landed. - Various sizes from 2-5cm. - Live in poorly drained soils. Small nests os 5-50 members. -Queeens are the only bee to overwinter, they hibernate at the nesting site. - Bumblebees can sting multiple times, but only the females can sting. - Bumblebees do not produce a honey surplus like honeybees. - They are native to Canada, with over 25 species specializing on the Rocky Mountain Regions.
Charli Chase 4
Wasps have benificial roles to play as well. Don't be dumb
Dcm210 19
Ydi, who in the right mind would protect a wasp.
xXxGraveStonexXx 20
He was trying to be nice.
greg84_fml 21
Psst, you have a KY bottle in your background.
ButlerOfChaos 7
I know, if you've ever seen a documentary about the jerks, you'd know that 10-20 wasps can wipe out a whole colony of bees.
yesrod 4
You're a good person. But kill them all.
Garretis1 3
Wasps never understand compassion sheesh they need to grow up
kappinlivy 9
Mayb it wanted to die
perdix 31
Why are you killing ants to save a wasp? Are you some kind of insect racist who thinks that WASPs are superior to black or red ants?
davincidasecond 24
Maybe you thwarted its suicide attempt? Or maybe it's just an asshole wasp.
TheLadyOpal 30
Asshole wasp? Are you implying there are other types?
davincidasecond 24
Who knows? I can't keep track of the seemingly endless types of insects out there anymore.
jtaha 2
Lol
Sports_guy3 28
YDI.
Llama_Face89 34
Wasps are evil creatures that have no purpose other than to make your life hell. They don't contribute to the ecosystem they live in like bees do. They exist to be assholes... Ants on the other hand do serve a purpose. You need to reevaluate your priorities...as karma is apparently trying to tell you!
Charli Chase 4
You are an idiot. Do your homework before you state such idiotic things. Wasps have beneficial roles to play as nearly every living creature does. What you say about wasps, are less true about wasps and more true about humans. Humans are horrible and don't serve nture at all. If it were a human being