Today, my friend told me I'm not welcome in her house anymore. I've spent the last two months painting and doing it up for her, because she's pregnant and couldn't herself. I just finished the job. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I came home to find that my girlfriend had repainted my bedroom. As she had offered to do it, it shouldn't have been a problem. However, she decided to return the several unopened cans of off-white paint that I'd bought for something "more neutral." Like "Sunset Orange." FML
Today, it's only been two months since my daughter has owned her home and now she wants to move back to my house because she lost her job and can’t afford the mortgage, plus she got pregnant off a one-night stand and needs my help with the baby. Bang goes my plans for a quiet retirement. FML
Today, I moved into my new apartment complex. I left some items including a cherished painting my best friend made for me outside the front door while I moved furniture into my bedroom. When I went back outside, someone had kicked a huge hole in the painting. Welcome to the neighborhood. FML
Today, after spending two weeks renovating my room and $1000 on paint and a new floor, my landlord told me that he's sold the house. Also, he was kind enough to inform me that unless I paint the walls back to white, I won't be getting my $500 deposit back. FML
Today, at nearly 9 months pregnant, I came home to find the nursery that had been set up was now completely stripped of everything. My husband was angry at me for not forgiving him for getting another woman pregnant at the same time, so he took everything from the room and gave it to her. FML
Today, I stayed at my mate's house over the weekend, but his mother threw me out, saying I’m was taking advantage of her hospitality. First, it’s her son's house, so it’s not even her hospitality, but also I was helping redecorate the whole house for free, so how was I taking advantage? FML
Today, at a friendly get-together, my friend's husband had too much to drink and got into a fistfight with my husband. I'm seven-and-a-half months pregnant, and the friendly get-together was my baby shower. FML
Today, I got broken up with, after renovating her family's apartment over the last 9 months. She even waited until I'd hung the last lights, whose shipment was delayed. FML
Today, my friend told me she wanted to get pregnant. I thought that was good news, but then she said she wanted my boyfriend to be the father of her baby. FML
Today, and ever since we announced our pregnancy, my mother-in-law has invaded our home, taken over my hobby room, and tries to run our lives. I tried to go to the pub for a pint, one solitary pint, and she came and dragged me out by my ear, because "drinking is a sin", and I hadn’t done the dishes yet. FML
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Top comments
palatapus 0
Doesn't sound like a friend to me.
canadaxkid 0
Aww, REVENGE
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canadaxkid 0
Aww, REVENGE
eeeeeeee 5
Maybe you did a shit job -- ever think of that?
canadaxkid 0
You make a good point #6
Ali_Br_fml 33
I smell someone being USED!!!
Miss_Represented 0
What a biatch. What you did was a nice gesture, bad or not she should show some appreciation.
ZoroFresh 0
fire can solve your problem
ZoroFresh 0
on a serious note: now you know she's a bitch that you shouldn't be ****** with
Remo_Rockin 0
beat her future child with a bat while shes still pregnant... it'll teach her AND future generations your the one that's CRAZY
Nena713 0
TP and egg her house. Also, paint "bitch" somewhere on the outside of her house.
epiccarrot 0
lol pregnacy mood swing.
Chickenfoot117 6
Maybe she just wanted to say, "Get the hell off my lawn!" I know I want to say that.
torontobuds 0
27 that was funny
sparky1079 2
I agree with 10 - I'd be taking her off the 'friends' list.
andruha1123 5
smear shit on her walls.... baby green works best
7mood75 7
Agree with 20.
Sapphirlinda 4
No, didn't do a shit job!
sukhdeep 4
good point 6 lol yep
6969awesome 0
charge her extra for the job and start smoking around her
stewpididiot 11
did she catch you sniffing her laundry ?
TurboTalon 0
31 is right.. pregnant bitches be crazy!
ladiesman14 0
bitch ! emo women like that always have miscarriages. hope she does.
xBangOut 4
FALCON PUNCH!
te_amo_ily 0
whyy would she say thaat
Brownstranger19 0
you probaby slept with her husband. she's not telling the full story.
OwNowBrownCow 0
Usually, OPs try to make it seem like they did nothing wrong.
Ctwebsyter 0
I was thinking the same thing hsha
krisfersays 0
Why the hell do teenagers double random letters now? Thiss looks sso sstupiid. Are you hissing?!
cchevy 0
wow you're super cute #2
Tasanasanta 0
It's a way of trying to type like you woukd talk. Like drawing out certain letters in a word.... or it's a typo. Who can tell?
RachelBerry_fml 5
47- Itt Roxx !
palatapus 0
Doesn't sound like a friend to me.
Randen_fml 0
Used. Don't be so pathetic next time.
22cute 17
Sounds like you left out a BIG chunk of information. Like what you said or did to make her abandon your friendship.
djaeb2001 3
what a bitch!
pawpaw_fml 0
Does she have stairs because I suggest you promptly boot her ass down them.
its_tuesday 6
ouch.
megamandude455 10
ARE THOSE PIERCINGS REAL????!!! HOLY HELL! that mustve hurt lika bitch
Remo_Rockin 0
HOLY SHIT DUDE!!!!!! where the heck has 32 been? it's 2010 the dimples and numerous lip piercings are quite generic nowadays. even the preppy ones are doin it in some places!!!!!
redbluegreen 41
Yeah, really. They don't hurt too badly though. It all depends on your tolerance for pain.
ndizzle 0
Permanent facial scarring FTW!
sloop_fml 0
you must be a shitty painter
green_eyes124 0
eh, pregnant women are just moody, but for good reasons! just give her a few days and shell call you bawling and just needing someone to talk to hehe if not, then she's a horrible "friend" : )
gman90210 18
And if she does just hang up without saying a word after hello
OwNowBrownCow 0
Well, did he pay you?
OwNowBrownCow 0
she*
Sapphirlinda 4
If the father would have been known that'd be an option. So far, father is undisclosed.
Sapphirlinda 4
No payment was received. Just a thank you on facebook. Whole point of me helping was because she doesn't have money to pay people to do it.
jplumbob 4
Just remember that you were a great friend to her. On the other hand send her a bill.
KGirl123 3
wow... she's a **** too XD
dopebaby420 0
Damn well don't quit your day job.