Today, I saw a guy with a "free hugs" poster. Since nobody else was hugging him, I decided to. He had a boner. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was dared to stand and hold a sign saying, "Free Hugs." This girl I'd never seen before gave me a crushing hug and cried hysterically on my shoulder in the blazing afternoon sun. I couldn't get her off. FML
Today, a female friend, who I'm mildly into, was crying into my arms about how tough things have been for her. I'm so touch-starved that I got a boner as I hugged her. She noticed. FML
Today, in a crowded hallway, I saw the guy I fancy standing in front of me, with his arms open wide. Thinking he wanted to hug me, I wrapped my arms around him and stepped back. He looked at me like I was nuts. I then realised he was trying to hug the girl next to me. FML
Today, I was walking down the strip with a friend when we saw a homeless man with no arm. I felt bad, so I gave him some cash and I looked into his poor little eyes when he put out his arm for a hug. Without thinking, I hugged him. Right as I was thinking, "WTF am I doing?" he kissed my boob. FML
Today, I was at a concert and an older man offered to let me stand in front of him because I'm short. It wasn't until the show started and people were jumping around did I realize he had a boner and was repeatedly bumping into me. FML
Today, there were no more seats on the bus I was taking home, which meant I had to stand. I noticed that a creepy guy sitting in front of me had a boner, so I took a few steps back. Suddenly the bus went through something like a speed bump, which caused me to fall and sit on the man's lap. FML
Today, I'm so deprived of intimacy that I got a raging boner when a waitress called me "hun". FML
Today, I got a completely random boner at a coffee shop, five seconds before two attractive women asked me to stand up and take their picture. FML
Today, I woke up with a huge boner. My girlfriend saw it, rolled her eyes and said, "Not a chance." FML
Today, I found out that you can get arrested for holding up a "Free hugs" sign. FML
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Fmyspam 0
Well you made him happy!!
Amburito 0
You know you liked it OP.
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Comments (228)
thygerson 0
it was not a boner it was his poster holder
XoxoUrGrlXoxo 0
was this in NYC?! haha
BaconDave 12
No
XoxoUrGrlXoxo 0
was this in NYC?! haha
Snowble11 13
And on the back it said free boners, right?
alex6946 10
poor guy, he was very lonely :( at least you made him happy :)
fluffy_nuggets 0
I don't get it, what's the problem?
alex6946 10
AHH! I love your name :) FLUFFY NUGGETS! it just sounds so perfect ;D
fluffy_nuggets 0
it's just what I do.
mcintosh123 15
I did that once with my buddies on Canada Day hah so much fun but we didn't get any boners or anything like that :D
InnocentLies 0
why not?
mcintosh123 15
I don't really know how a hug can give someone a boner except for guys who get excited that easily.
InnocentLies 0
not even if the girl is really hot?
bigmanj28 0
it just gets better and better
allen2688 6
haha you saw that on YouTube today ;)
JeansKismet 9
I wouldn't complain if I were you O.P. you should take what you can get.