Today, I saw a guy with a "free hugs" poster. Since nobody else was hugging him, I decided to. He had a boner. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was dared to stand and hold a sign saying, "Free Hugs." This girl I'd never seen before gave me a crushing hug and cried hysterically on my shoulder in the blazing afternoon sun. I couldn't get her off. FML
Today, a female friend, who I'm mildly into, was crying into my arms about how tough things have been for her. I'm so touch-starved that I got a boner as I hugged her. She noticed. FML
Today, in a crowded hallway, I saw the guy I fancy standing in front of me, with his arms open wide. Thinking he wanted to hug me, I wrapped my arms around him and stepped back. He looked at me like I was nuts. I then realised he was trying to hug the girl next to me. FML
Today, I was walking down the strip with a friend when we saw a homeless man with no arm. I felt bad, so I gave him some cash and I looked into his poor little eyes when he put out his arm for a hug. Without thinking, I hugged him. Right as I was thinking, "WTF am I doing?" he kissed my boob. FML
Today, I was at a concert and an older man offered to let me stand in front of him because I'm short. It wasn't until the show started and people were jumping around did I realize he had a boner and was repeatedly bumping into me. FML
Today, there were no more seats on the bus I was taking home, which meant I had to stand. I noticed that a creepy guy sitting in front of me had a boner, so I took a few steps back. Suddenly the bus went through something like a speed bump, which caused me to fall and sit on the man's lap. FML
Today, I'm so deprived of intimacy that I got a raging boner when a waitress called me "hun". FML
Today, I got a completely random boner at a coffee shop, five seconds before two attractive women asked me to stand up and take their picture. FML
Today, I woke up with a huge boner. My girlfriend saw it, rolled her eyes and said, "Not a chance." FML
Today, I found out that you can get arrested for holding up a "Free hugs" sign. FML
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Fmyspam 0
Well you made him happy!!
Amburito 0
You know you liked it OP.
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Comments (228)
Livinia 11
That's what you get for touching strangers.
lakaiskate 12
I hope you let go really quick!
MissBunnyWillEat 11
I touch strangers. What are you trying to say?
Zya_fml 8
Well you could be a *****, but OP sure wasn't.
agummere796 0
14- you look like Selena Gomez!
rocketeer_97 1
55- Because that IS Selena Gomez.
Livinia 11
No.
rocketeer_97 1
Yes.
krista2009 0
don't judge people
rocketeer_97 1
How is that judging ?
CryMoreFMLs 15
Hottest lesbian couple - Justina Bieber and Selena Gomez
cheerleader25 0
idiot shes fake
constantine91 0
dont go around hugging random guys? would you hug a guy if he had a t-shirt with sex offender written on it? :/
Zya_fml 8
Terrible example, 18.
Zya_fml 8
Terrible example, 18.
enonymous 9
She has a point my "free tugs Tshirt" is not getting me much action.
OceanProtection 0
Enon.. are you wearing pants with this shirt? If not, there's the reason you get no tugs :(
enonymous 9
I'm the tugger not the tuggee
SamanthaTorre13 0
I would never hug a stranger,that's what you get..lmao
Frazzlope_fml 0
Oh my god... That was you! Thanks for the hug:)
xbriluvsturtlesx 7
I know this is probably gonna seem Really stupid but i really love how This specific comment has 69 likes. Immaturity time over.
GingerFro 0
my bad, in my defence it was a really good hug!
Frazzlope_fml 0
Dude... Not cool.
UnfOrg1ven 1
How sweet of you. I don't get hugs...
yummayy_ 11
Seems like you made his day! :D
BaconDave 12
Well, OP's username is "nomorefreehugs"
demonmarine22 0
guess she's gonna have to start payin for em
AwesomeSause0 1
mmmm
HollyDolly660 8
Clearly he wasn't hot, or she wouldn't be complaining... LOL
eminemchick 19
idk 83 i always believed boners were a great way of saying hello
CryMoreFMLs 15
every1luvsboners will disagree with you 83, i mean hell, just read his name.