Today, after wasting $60 and 3 hours of my time getting my hair dyed to get rid of the ugly orange tint it had from the last time I got my hair dyed, it turned out to be the exact same color I started with. I go on vacation in 6 days and hate my hair. I'm not looking forward to taking pictures, that’s for sure. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I decided I wanted to dye my hair a medium brown. Little did I know, some jerk switched the hair dye boxes. My hair is now bright orange. FML
Today, in an effort to save money, I dyed my hair at home. I used the wrong shade, or brand, or maybe I shouldn’t have bought a cheap one, but now I look like a mutant traffic cone. My boss asked if I was “expressing myself” or “just having a midlife crisis.” I can’t afford to fix it, so I’m stuck like this for weeks. FML
Today, it's been a month since the hair dye that was supposed to be temporary is still making my hair tropically green, now with some added roots making it look even worse. FML
Today, I tried dying my hair blonde. I put my hair in a bun and waited for it to dye. I guess I did something wrong, because my hair is now 4 different shades of blonde/orange, along with patches of my natural black hair. FML
Today, I went to get my hair highlighted at the salon. The salonist mixed up my blonde hair dye with some other girl's hot pink and violet dye. Now I look like a cheap hooker. FML
Today, I made the decision to lighten my hair from dark brown to blonde. I thought the stylist knew what she was doing, but I ended up with my hair fried off and orange. FML
Today, I bleached my hair for the new school year. Instead of blonde, it came out orange, making my hair look like a bloated pumpkin. FML
Today, I tried to dye my hair blonde using a DIY kit I found online. As I was washing out the dye, I realized my hair had turned bright orange. I had to wear a hat all day to avoid being seen in public with a Johnny Rotten fright-wig. FML
Today, I colored my hair. It was supposed to turn out blonde, but it became more a mix of red and brown and blonde patches. When I tried coloring everything back, a green tint was added. My hair is at the moment red, brown, blonde and green. FML
Today, I thought it would be fun to tint my hair. An hour later, I resemble a blueberry and it looks like a Smurf exploded in my bathroom. FML
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D J's MOM 17
go back abs have the salon owner work with you. you already paid so they can't recharge you but they can fix it.
RichardPencil 32
Are pictures of you the be-all and end-all of vacations for you? Sad.
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whatshername?! 39
Let a professional do it.
D J's MOM 17
she did dumbass. box color is $15 max.
whatshername?! 39
Well obviously they didn't do it correctly, so I would recommend someone who really knows his/her shit. Also when the hairdresser messes up, they should be able to fix it without you paying extra. 3 hours and 60 $ also don't fit to a professional. Sounds more like a shady want-to-be-haidresser.
D J's MOM 17
go back abs have the salon owner work with you. you already paid so they can't recharge you but they can fix it.
RichardPencil 32
Are pictures of you the be-all and end-all of vacations for you? Sad.
Hangryko 32
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Boo-hoo. You can afford a bad dye job *and* a vacation. There's no violin in the world small enough to play for you.