Today, I saw a guy with a "free hugs" poster. Since nobody else was hugging him, I decided to. He had a boner. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was dared to stand and hold a sign saying, "Free Hugs." This girl I'd never seen before gave me a crushing hug and cried hysterically on my shoulder in the blazing afternoon sun. I couldn't get her off. FML
Today, a female friend, who I'm mildly into, was crying into my arms about how tough things have been for her. I'm so touch-starved that I got a boner as I hugged her. She noticed. FML
Today, in a crowded hallway, I saw the guy I fancy standing in front of me, with his arms open wide. Thinking he wanted to hug me, I wrapped my arms around him and stepped back. He looked at me like I was nuts. I then realised he was trying to hug the girl next to me. FML
Today, I was walking down the strip with a friend when we saw a homeless man with no arm. I felt bad, so I gave him some cash and I looked into his poor little eyes when he put out his arm for a hug. Without thinking, I hugged him. Right as I was thinking, "WTF am I doing?" he kissed my boob. FML
Today, I was at a concert and an older man offered to let me stand in front of him because I'm short. It wasn't until the show started and people were jumping around did I realize he had a boner and was repeatedly bumping into me. FML
Today, there were no more seats on the bus I was taking home, which meant I had to stand. I noticed that a creepy guy sitting in front of me had a boner, so I took a few steps back. Suddenly the bus went through something like a speed bump, which caused me to fall and sit on the man's lap. FML
Today, I'm so deprived of intimacy that I got a raging boner when a waitress called me "hun". FML
Today, I got a completely random boner at a coffee shop, five seconds before two attractive women asked me to stand up and take their picture. FML
Today, I woke up with a huge boner. My girlfriend saw it, rolled her eyes and said, "Not a chance." FML
Today, I found out that you can get arrested for holding up a "Free hugs" sign. FML
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Fmyspam 0
Well you made him happy!!
Amburito 0
You know you liked it OP.
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Comments (228)
IloveyouJon 11
at least he didn't throw up
cloud1664 2
whoop! there it is
drummerchic14 0
stfu ur annoying
Claw123 0
lololol neve give hugs to strangers c:
PGDesigns 0
you're hugging the wrong area... or maybe it's the right area
uradopted 0
you must give sexy hugs
McQuack_fml 0
Tom foolery
wwattdidyousay 0
means ur attractive or it's been awhile since he's gotten some
leopardprint89 0
Hey I've seen a guy like that in my neighborhood. I think he got arrested, though.
RecklessJellyBea 7
Never do those free hug things unless it's a group of hot girls. Otherwise, it's a trap.