Today, I sat a client down for his haircut. He pulled off his hat and his hair was dripping wet. I asked him if he had just washed it. He responded, "No, but isn't it a hot day out?" No, it's twenty degrees and overcast today. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got a haircut. Right after the lady finished washing my hair she grabbed a towel to wipe her nose. She then used the same towel to thoroughly dry my hair. FML
Today, my boyfriend turned down a shower with me because he didn't want to get his hair wet. FML
Today, I went to get a haircut. I have a pretty bad case of dandruff, so whenever I get one, a lot of it shows. My hairstylist called to her nearby friend twice, then looked at my hair and said, "Blech" under her breath. I got glares when I walked out. FML
Today, I got a haircut, and after thanking the stylist I went up front to pay. The lady behind the counter took one look at me, smiled, and said, "Well, now you'll need a hat." FML
Today, I got a haircut. The guy quickly cut off most of the hair above my forehead. When I angrily asked him what he was doing, he said, "Quitting." FML
Today, as I was ringing in a customer, I noticed that the Febreeze spray can was wet. Noticing this, I sniffed my hands because they had got wet, and said to the customer, "Oh, the can is leaking… want to go get another one?" He then said, "No it's OK, I just sweat a lot." FML
Today, hoping to avoid the rain because I had just gotten an expensive perm, I ducked under an awning. At that moment, the store manager shook the awning, and about 6 hours of rain dumped on my head. FML
Today, there was a 10-minute cloudburst. It started 30 seconds after I parked my car and ended 30 seconds after I arrived at the office. Now the sun is shining, the sky is blue, and I look like I took a shower fully clothed. Oh, and I'm wearing thin white pants. FML
Today, it's hot and sunny, and a customer asked me how I was, I responded by saying "It's a hot sunny day. Who doesn't love the sun?" He responded by telling me he had just had three melanomas cut out. I guess I did find someone who doesn't like the sun. FML
Today, I was cutting a little boy's hair at the hairdressers where I work. While cutting his bangs, I noticed his forehead was surprisingly warm. When I asked him if he felt OK, he threw up all over my gown. I think he had some broccoli today. FML
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MermaidSongXOXO 6
Ain't oily, greasy, sweaty hair sexy? Think of it like lube.......
YeahFMLxX 0
Did no one play football, or wrestle, or play softball, or run track in high school? Sweats normal, leave the man alone, he may of had a fever or a gland/pore problem! I'm never nice on fml, but last time I went to the barber my appendix had just ruptured and I had a cold sweat, nasty fever, and threw up blood all over the chair! If you don't like humans, work in an office cubicle! 'Nuff said.
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Comments (108)
DarkArchon 0
Hermione! wut dnot currsh mi draemz
CallMeHush 1
Wash AND a cut for Sweatyboy!
laxkid19 0
I know what he was doing:)
deathcab7 0
snape harry snape harry snape harry! dumbleldore! look i found the source of the mysterious ticking noise, its a pipe bomb! yaaaaaaaay! (:
ThatOneAdamKid24 0
Voldemort Voldemort oohhh Volde Volde Volde
ThatOneAdamKid24 0
hahaha hilarious after the shape Harry snap Harry when dumbledore pops up naked. so random.
KurouTenshi 0
maybe he decided to run to the barber shop?yknow, workout and haircut: 2 birds 1 stone! :D
youthink_fml 0
This is not a FML. It's all part of the job you chose to do.
ThatOneAdamKid24 0
... just shut up.
KurouTenshi 0
sorry but I don't take commands :D unless of course you tell me to slit your throat :o in which case I will proceed to use a used rusty penis! :D
XDNurse 0
who's rusty dick would be used wasn't specified... maybe he has a collection of them in his basement next to the rotting corpses... one must keep extras in stock.
KurouTenshi 0
Oh my :o I was reading this from my iPhone, so the "... just shut up" appeared to follow my comment, and not one that I could not see had been moderated... EITHER way, my point stands that one can never have too many rusty penises :D
Prestigex 0
Wait, this now explains everything!
LlamaAlana 6
Sarcasm?