Today, I have bad adult acne. This wouldn't be so bad, except that it's only on one side of my face. I look like a Batman villain. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I noticed my acne scars are almost forming the Batman symbol. FML
Today, I noticed that my acne has gotten so bad, I can see it out of my peripheral vision. FML
Today, I realized that I can't shave my unibrow because I have too much acne on my forehead. FML
Today, I realized my acne looks like star constellations. I've already found the Little Dipper on my left cheek. FML
Today, I found out that the acne under my arms was worse then the severe acne on my face. FML
Today, my hormones decided to make my pimples appear symmetrically on my face around my nose and mouth. FML
Today, I found myself admiring my eyelids for being the only parts of my face not covered in acne. FML
Today, my friends told me, "Don't worry about your bad acne. It kind of looks like the pattern the avatars have on their heads." FML
Today, my acne reached a new low. Literally. I'm now getting bright red pimples on my penis. FML
Today, I finally saw a dermatologist due to my unusually severe acne. Now I know I actually have a rare disorder that makes me allergic to my own acne. FML
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LeDiamond 9
I'm assuming this breakout is on the side you sleep on. Wash your pillow case every second day, and use tea tree oil to spot treat pimples. Yea tree oil is a natural antiseptic and astringent. --aesthetician.
Adm_Twigs 19
strange how some genes make you look like two face... I'm sorry OP Better find a two headed coin and make the best of a bad situation... COMICCON
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flufee2 27
You have a good side and an evil side!
Adm_Twigs 19
strange how some genes make you look like two face... I'm sorry OP Better find a two headed coin and make the best of a bad situation... COMICCON
MrSassypants 34
"Wow it looks so realistic! Can I take a picture with you?"
bluebluhblou 15
"can I touch that makeup. Wow, It's so firm. Tell me your secret...."
Unlovable_Me 14
"Heads or Tails?"
Queen_bee1234 21
Why so serious OP?
Dodge4x4Ram 46
did you get to meet the Joker? lucky
Miss_Chevious 37
look on the bright side, now you can easily cosplay two-face
Deniedmydignity 12
I guess you could say there are two sides to this story.....
TanzWolf 26
Ale the most out of it. Try to meet batman!
TanzWolf 26
6 hours later and I realized autocorrect screwed me over. *Make
doctorhook86 25
#44: "Ale" isn't bad advice, either.
FemskyD 26
Early halloween party?
LifeFailure 16
If it's only on one side, I wonder if it's a reaction to the laundry detergent you're using which may be on your pillowcase.
sturschaedel 27
That's what I was thinking. Maybe try to switch to a hypoallergenic detergent and see if it clears up.
Dordanni 10
It might not be an allergic reaction, but bacteria from sweat/drool at night. Put a fresh towel on your pillow every night that way bacteria doesn't have a chance to grow on the pillowcase itself.
lindora 35
I was thinking it could be a cell phone too, the bacteria on it or something