Today, I sat a client down for his haircut. He pulled off his hat and his hair was dripping wet. I asked him if he had just washed it. He responded, "No, but isn't it a hot day out?" No, it's twenty degrees and overcast today. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got a haircut. Right after the lady finished washing my hair she grabbed a towel to wipe her nose. She then used the same towel to thoroughly dry my hair. FML
Today, my boyfriend turned down a shower with me because he didn't want to get his hair wet. FML
Today, I went to get a haircut. I have a pretty bad case of dandruff, so whenever I get one, a lot of it shows. My hairstylist called to her nearby friend twice, then looked at my hair and said, "Blech" under her breath. I got glares when I walked out. FML
Today, I got a haircut, and after thanking the stylist I went up front to pay. The lady behind the counter took one look at me, smiled, and said, "Well, now you'll need a hat." FML
Today, I got a haircut. The guy quickly cut off most of the hair above my forehead. When I angrily asked him what he was doing, he said, "Quitting." FML
Today, as I was ringing in a customer, I noticed that the Febreeze spray can was wet. Noticing this, I sniffed my hands because they had got wet, and said to the customer, "Oh, the can is leaking… want to go get another one?" He then said, "No it's OK, I just sweat a lot." FML
Today, hoping to avoid the rain because I had just gotten an expensive perm, I ducked under an awning. At that moment, the store manager shook the awning, and about 6 hours of rain dumped on my head. FML
Today, there was a 10-minute cloudburst. It started 30 seconds after I parked my car and ended 30 seconds after I arrived at the office. Now the sun is shining, the sky is blue, and I look like I took a shower fully clothed. Oh, and I'm wearing thin white pants. FML
Today, it's hot and sunny, and a customer asked me how I was, I responded by saying "It's a hot sunny day. Who doesn't love the sun?" He responded by telling me he had just had three melanomas cut out. I guess I did find someone who doesn't like the sun. FML
Today, I was cutting a little boy's hair at the hairdressers where I work. While cutting his bangs, I noticed his forehead was surprisingly warm. When I asked him if he felt OK, he threw up all over my gown. I think he had some broccoli today. FML
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MermaidSongXOXO 6
Ain't oily, greasy, sweaty hair sexy? Think of it like lube.......
YeahFMLxX 0
Did no one play football, or wrestle, or play softball, or run track in high school? Sweats normal, leave the man alone, he may of had a fever or a gland/pore problem! I'm never nice on fml, but last time I went to the barber my appendix had just ruptured and I had a cold sweat, nasty fever, and threw up blood all over the chair! If you don't like humans, work in an office cubicle! 'Nuff said.
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Comments (108)
wthcharles 0
You should have given him a free hair wash before you cut his hair...
bigz1 0
its sperm
Spoiledgirl27 0
ugh that's so nasty
saranottelling 7
Mmmm... that sounds sexy. Shouldn't you be on my life is extremely awesome? You should have gone out for cookies and milk after the haircut.
purplemnm 9
you know those bowl thingies in the corner with the hoses that sprays water? use those they work fabulously in getting rid of gross things in the hair
Punkartmama 0
I understand that sweaty hair is gross, but doesn't stuff like this happen all the time? I don't see how this one person's hair makes your life ******.
kennycullenXD 0
lmao their hair was extremely greasy!
bidoof_fml 0
xfd teh spork penguin of doom ftw!!!! epic random lol
RyanZhang22 1
you guys are all total dumbfucks!!!!!! have none of you ever heard of here's your sign?!?!? yknow, bill engval!!!!!!
holly_fly 34
I personally have, but believe it or not, not everybody watches blue collar comedy... Like I said, I do. I find it hilarious actually. But, not every body does.
unwantedsurprise 0
yah ive got sweat issues as well, ill walk to school with just a T-shirt on in 50 degree weather and end up with soaked pits... i feel for the dude