Today, I went to the hospital with stomach pains. I found out I have mono, as well as a ruptured ovarian cyst, which may need surgery. I called my best friend for support, only for her to drunkenly yell at me for not being at her party, and that this could have waited till a better time. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was admitted to hospital for suspected kidney failure. I called my best friend to let her know I couldn't make it to her birthday party tonight. She seemed to be infinitely more upset that I wouldn't be able to give her a birthday present. FML
Today, I had to help one of my best friends while he was having a seizure. Earlier this morning my longtime girlfriend broke up with me. Oh, and also earlier this week I found out my other best friend has cancer. Lord take me now. FML
Today, I'm sitting in the ER with my 6 ovarian cyst rupture. The pain meds have already worn off and my vag hurts. I also had my gallbladder removed last June, and my right ovary removed last January. The staff here remember me. Most expensive friends I've ever had. FML
Today, I crawled into my mom's room to tell her my stomach was in massive pain. She ended up throwing me out of the room while spraying me with Lysol. My appendix was about to burst and I needed surgery. FML
Today, I was supposed to be enjoying a long-anticipated, desperately needed, weekend away. Turns out those "little stomach twinges" were actually symptoms of appendicitis. I'm stuck in the hospital, alone, recovering from surgery, while my family is enjoying our non-refundable break. FML
Today, my best friend of 12 years traveled cross country to help me recover from major surgery. I've been sitting in the hospital by myself while she has sex in my empty apartment with some guy she met. FML
Today, I went to the hospital due to extreme sickness. My boyfriend saw this as an opportune time to take another girl out since I was "otherwise preoccupied." FML
Today, I found out that all together, I have mono, strep, a UTI, and a enlarged spleen. How am I going to tell my friend that I made out with his dad, and now his dad is sick? This man gives his newborn kisses every night. FML
Today, I was diagnosed with a severe bladder infection that has left me in excruciating pain. A month ago, I had an ovarian cyst rupture. A few weeks before that, I badly sprained my elbow. Before that, I had the flu. I think my body is mutinying one organ system at a time. FML
Today, I woke up with horrible pain in my gut. It got worse and worse, and I started vomiting from the pain. My mom said it was the flu and that I needed to "man up." It turned out to be appendicitis, and I'm now typing this from my hospital bed. FML
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Top comments
TrueTriage 16
How dare you be so rude as to let your ovary rupture on the night your friend has a party! Besides aren't shots of Bacardi the ultimate mono cure!?
sunkissedluster 20
You need better friends, OP. So sorry, that's gotta be rough. :/
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sunkissedluster 20
You need better friends, OP. So sorry, that's gotta be rough. :/
theycallmekitty 13
If they are extremely painful and persistent? It could be a number of things from a blockage to a ruptured apendix.
N3766 20
Her friend was drunk, I wouldn't expect so much from drunk people to understand her situation... Just saying.
theycallmekitty 13
Her comment changed...
sexxxysydney 14
She probably just didn't understand what her friend meant, or the seriousness of it, being drunk at a party and all.
chlorinegreen 27
You definitely need new friends especially if you're going through surgery since you'll need support. I had a ovarian cyst rupture and had surgery. The meds to take the pain away gave my itchy rashes all over my face which turned to scabs. Other then that if wasn't too bad. I was in and out of the hospital within 24 hrs.
destryyy 10
When you're drunk, you do stupid things, would you expect anymore from someone who's hammered? Not a bad friend, just pretty drunk.
SharnaaaBanana 22
Even if her friend was drunk shed still have a fair amount of control over what she said, especially since she managed to pick up her phone. She mightn't have understood the situation but even then it hardly gives an excuse for the way she reacted.
That_Is_Lame 2
she isn't a very good friend then!
BlowinChronic 18
Since OP's friend was drunk at the time I don't know if that's a fair assumption since she obviously wasn't comprehending the severity of the situation at that time.
Catkam623 27
And also she's at a party if there's music playing maybe she couldn't hear her. So then all that leaves is she's sad her friend couldn't come to a party and mad at her for leaving her hanging. (But hey I'm just playing devils advocate)
Nevermind212 11
I wouldn't expect more from a drunk friend
TrueTriage 16
How dare you be so rude as to let your ovary rupture on the night your friend has a party! Besides aren't shots of Bacardi the ultimate mono cure!?
thesubconscious 9
Agreed. You need to get you priorities straight
beddington 7
Is she's the one that gave you mono? If so, a curtesy "hey you gave me mono." call was required. She should be grateful.
howdeedoo 22
Of course she's the one who gave her mono. I mean, who doesn't party when they're sick?
speckledots 29
Actually the signs of mono don't crop up until around a month after contracting it. Her friend could've already had and gotten it taken care of before OP saw signs.
Linkerdoodles 15
'Best friend'? I'm sorry OP but maybe you should reconsider calling her that.
Mf2307 15
i thought the same thing myself its not her fault she had a cyst and mono
lilhellian 27
Gosh op! How could you be so totally inconsiderate, it's not like your life depends on it or nothing..
kumonsucks 7
What a bitch
ThePsyche 9
finally someone said it.
geko911 22
You're so right, OP is such a selfish bitch it's unbelievable. Leaving her friend all by her lonesome to drink and all. How inconsiderate OP!
LolPieRofl 11
Yeah when if i were OP i would wait until their friend is fatally sick and asking me to bring them medicine i shall say "Now is not the time"
trulymickeyj 13
Sorry op, but it's not like your friend thought before she spoke... She was drunk. Tell when she's more sober lol. FYL
sweettart83 27
Drunk words are sober thoughts. Her "best friend" seems like a selfish bitch.
Kalipczo 21
Spit in her drink and punch her in the ovaries so she can feel the pain
melacortez 11
I hope your better ! You need better friends