Today, I got a parking ticket. I put the ticket in my bag and accidentally left the bag in my friends car. When I returned, the car window was smashed, my bag was gone. I had to call the police department and ask them to send me a new ticket, on top of the $1000 or so I'd already lost. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to city hall to pay for a parking ticket. After returning to my truck, I found a parking ticket on my window. FML
Today, I gave my friend a ride to town so she wouldn't have to pay the $10 to park. While waiting to pick her up, I grabbed a bite to eat. Upon returning to my car, I found a $55 parking ticket on my windshield. FML
Today, I parked my car, went to pay for my spot, and returned to my car only to find a parking violation ticket tucked under the windshield wipers. This all happened in less than a minute. FML
Today, after I arrived at work, somebody crashed into my parked car and left a big dent. The impact pushed my car up onto the curb and I got a parking ticket. FML
Today, I went to my car to discover a note on the windshield from the city telling me that they had hit my car. On top of that note was a parking ticket, also from the city. FML
Today, I got a speeding ticket. I wrote a check, and on the way to deposit my fine, I got another one. I put both fines in a box down town, and I turned around to see a cop putting a parking ticket under my wind-shield wiper. FML
Today, I went to the post office. As I entered the building, my car alarm went off. Thinking I'd accidentally pressed the alarm on my keys, I shut it off without looking. When I returned to my car, the passenger window was demolished and my purse with all my money was gone. FML
Today, while I was walking to my car, I was mugged. Not only did they take my phone, wallet and watch, the extra few minutes taken in my journey meant that when I got to my car, I was given a parking ticket. FML
Today, I got a parking ticket in the mail. I don't have a car. FML
Today, I went to contest a parking ticket in court. I came out 3 hours later, all charges clear, to a new parking ticket on my windshield, for the same amount I just got cleared. FML
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Spider_fml 9
What kind of idiot leaves a bag with/worth 1000 dollars in a car??? YDI
iris85_fml 0
that sucks. should leave your stuff in the trunk next time. happened to a friend's sister too
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iris85_fml 0
that sucks. should leave your stuff in the trunk next time. happened to a friend's sister too
scaramouche_fml 0
Don't leave your bag in the car!!! Lesson learned!
BvbArmy_0 18
YDI because you kept $1000 in your bag, i don't know ANYONE who has done that
sleepy_fires 13
The bag itself was probably worth $1000.
beast123 0
# 1 if you paid attention to what you were doing n not had your head up your arse would have gotten the parking citation nor left your bag visible to thugs # 2 why the hell would you carry that much cash grow up and get a bank account you deserved it
Spider_fml 9
What kind of idiot leaves a bag with/worth 1000 dollars in a car??? YDI
dudester1 0
plus a ticket. especially if you're under 21
FinalBreath 0
You never leave valuables out in the open, hide it or something.
Capnstinkfoot 0
That sucks ifyp
ohJeeznotme 7
This is what happens when you tempt thieves. If your bag was sitting in the car all exposed and such you deserve it to be stolen. This is why you put stuff in the trunk. And I agree with the other person who said get a bank account!
monkeyneve77 0
Next time, don't leave valuable items in your friends car, where everybody can see them. Didn't you know that thieves would be just waiting to steal your values, even if they were locked inside the car .
Ruthie 0
Honestly, that's what you get for leaving your purse in plain view.
spillproof 0
FYL for losing all that money. You don't necessarily deserve it, but you should never leave a bag (purse) visible in a car.... or carry $1000 around.