Today, I went on a 50 km bike ride with a friend. We stopped for a break halfway through, and locked our bikes up. When we returned, some guy had locked his bike to mine. We had to wait an hour for him to return. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I rode my bike to the store because I only had a few things to pick up. When I walked back out after five minutes, my bike was stolen. I had gone to the store to buy a new bike lock. FML
Today, I saw a bike locked to a short bollard, making it very easy to steal. Being as nice as I am, I stayed, hoping the owner would come soon and no one else would take it. Then the guy who bullied me in highschool showed up, asked me what I was doing, laughed at me, took the bike, and left. FML
Today, I biked to the store to buy a new lock, since biking is my only form of transportation. I left my bike unattended for the last time, only to come back with a new chain, but no bike. FML
Today, someone had put a lock on my bike. While I was trying to saw it off, the police drove by. I was arrested for trying to steal a bike and released four hours later when they figured out that it was actually my bike. FML
Today, I decided to bike to work. I normally forget the key to my lock, so I leave it out back and hope that nobody takes it, and nobody does. I finally remembered my lock key so I chained it up. After my 7 hour shift, I walk to the back only to find the lock had been cut, and my bike was gone. FML
Today, I walked out of my college dorm to see that the intelligent person who locked their bike next to mine decided as an added security they would lock their bike to the rack, and to my bike. FML
Today, I rode my bike to the grocery store. I left my bike on the small bike rack they have outside the door. When I came out 5 minutes later I found someone had tied their enormous, growling German Shepard to the same rack. I had to wait for the owner to come out who then laughed at me. FML
Today, my bike was stolen. These things happen, so I went to work. On my walk to work, a girl pulls up on my bike and says I needed to fix the brakes, someone could kill themselves. She hands the bike to me and runs off. Not even 3 minutes pass before police surrounded me and accused me of stealing my own bike. FML
Today, I went out to where I'd parked my bike only to find that someone had stolen my bike seat. Not the bike, just the seat. I had to ride my bike two miles home in the rain like I was climbing a hill in the Tour de France, while other cyclists moved out of my way in confusion, all while trying to avoid me. FML
Today, I came home from work to find the lock to my bike busted and my bike stolen. The worst part was a nicer bike was sitting right next to it without a lock. FML
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jbuckets_404 39
Gee, sure hope that guy's bike tires didn't both run out of air after an hour. :-(
MidnaLink 35
I really don’t understand how someone thought that appropriate or necessary? Were there not other spaces?
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Comments (4)
jbuckets_404 39
Gee, sure hope that guy's bike tires didn't both run out of air after an hour. :-(
ThatOneLonelyAsian 31
😂😂
MidnaLink 35
I really don’t understand how someone thought that appropriate or necessary? Were there not other spaces?
baby4mommy 27
Because there was absolutely no thought process involved . . . either he was so self absorbed and focused on immediate gratification of his own desires he likely barely noticed what he was doing and how it inconvenient others or he was a jerk who saw and was well aware but didn't care. Maybe he thought there was safety in numbers and his ride was less likely to be a targeting a group of 3 than just his bike all alone by itself. I would have locked both your bikes to his and once he came back call your friend on the other bike and spend twenty minutes talking to each other about the douche weasel that made you guys wait an hour. Just pretend to be oblivious to him no matter what he does and says. Buy the way when the guy did come back did you talk to him? What did he have to say?