Today, someone had put a lock on my bike. While I was trying to saw it off, the police drove by. I was arrested for trying to steal a bike and released four hours later when they figured out that it was actually my bike. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my bike was stolen. These things happen, so I went to work. On my walk to work, a girl pulls up on my bike and says I needed to fix the brakes, someone could kill themselves. She hands the bike to me and runs off. Not even 3 minutes pass before police surrounded me and accused me of stealing my own bike. FML
Today, I rode my bike to the store because I only had a few things to pick up. When I walked back out after five minutes, my bike was stolen. I had gone to the store to buy a new bike lock. FML
Today, I came home from work to find the lock to my bike busted and my bike stolen. The worst part was a nicer bike was sitting right next to it without a lock. FML
Today, I saw a bike locked to a short bollard, making it very easy to steal. Being as nice as I am, I stayed, hoping the owner would come soon and no one else would take it. Then the guy who bullied me in highschool showed up, asked me what I was doing, laughed at me, took the bike, and left. FML
Today, not only did someone steal my bike, they also managed to get wasted and drunkenly ride my stolen bike through my new screened-in front porch, destroying it and the bike. FML
Today, I saw my bike locked outside a Starbucks down the street from my house. It was stolen about 10 days ago from my communal laundry room. There was even a cop parked across the street, but I have no proof to show that bike even belonged to me. FML
Today, I saw my bike locked outside a Starbucks down the street from my house. It was stolen about 10 days ago from my communal laundry room. There was even a cop parked across the street, but I have no proof to show that bike even belonged to me. FML
Today, I decided to bike to work. I normally forget the key to my lock, so I leave it out back and hope that nobody takes it, and nobody does. I finally remembered my lock key so I chained it up. After my 7 hour shift, I walk to the back only to find the lock had been cut, and my bike was gone. FML
Today, I thought my car had been stolen because I couldn’t for the life of me find it in the office car park. I panicked and called the cops, only to remember I had taken my bike to work. FML
Today, my bike got stolen because I left my keys in the lock. On my way home, I saw my bike in front of a store, unlocked. I jumped on it, only to get punched in the face by the guy that had taken it, and got it stolen from me again. FML
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Endo22 0
you just carry around a saw with you all the time?
iGreen_Day 0
haha! I saw that on balls of steel oh and I'm doing a jig because I'm first (let's go down the disco!)
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iGreen_Day 0
haha! I saw that on balls of steel oh and I'm doing a jig because I'm first (let's go down the disco!)
x_HELLo_tHERE_x 0
A "first" comment that made me smile. Well done. :)
Kingdutch 3
Yeh indeed, sad though he gets down voted for using the word "first" in his post =| Come on guys, he actually made a good post it's not like all he only said "FIRST!" Anywho, that's pretty damn funny. *Goes to the bike shop and buys a chain lock*
Saluton 18
What was the post?
Pinkraincoat 18
Nothing wrong with being last.
aeslehc_ 0
well at least you got your bike back?
icall_BS 0
Profkingfish 0
That truly sucks. But at least you got your bike back.
Daowner 0
Hahah! That sux! I would be like that's my f'ing bike!!!
TheLetterZero 7
Can anyone tell me how to pronounce the name of the place where this FML originated? (not Belgium)
happyhak 5
Your fith, idiot...btw OP, hope you got your bike back, if the police took you in for something that wasnt your fault, its the least they could do!
humorizer 14
First of all, what is a 'fith'? And second... what about his fith? If you're going to say "your fith", you've gotta have a verb somewhere. Did you mean to say "your fith is an idiot"? If so, you should know that commas don't work as indefinite articles in the English language.
dvd175 5
dont worry about it
Cjw1220 0
What?
Endo22 0
you just carry around a saw with you all the time?
fretforyerlatte 0
the bike could have been right outside the OP's house..doesn't say where he left it. really this is most likely because otherwise you'd think they would lock it up themselves.
DGMR 0
In Ghent (also in Belgium), the police just looks away when someone is trying to steel a bike. That's how mine got stolen, four times.
saaaammmmm 0
I had a feeling the OP was lying when he said the police actually did something.
LemonStarship 5
Thats even worse then the FML itself #9
alewares 0
Today, somebody stole my bike. I just bought a new lock for it. FML
MasterOfTheXP 2
That's an FML, not a comment. :)