Today, I received my replacement debit card in the mail after losing my previous one. I've already lost my new one. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I received a new debit card, so I cut the old one into pieces. I then picked up my remaining card, and realized I'd cut up the wrong one. FML
Today, I finally picked up my new bank card after my old one was stolen. It took the bank six weeks and five separate orders to figure it out, on top of which they've charged me a rush fee. FML
Today, I canceled my ATM card, because it had been lost. Then I found it. Then I found out I can't reactivate it, because I asked for a replacement card. I'm from CA, and I'm in Mexico with only 20 bucks. FML
Today, my wallet got stolen. I don't have a photo ID to get a temporary debit card, and since I don't have a debit card, I can't go to the DMV to get a new license. FML
Today, I bought a replacement ID after weeks looking for my old one and not finding it. When I got home, my brother said he'd found my ID. FML
Today, after my bank sent me a new card because the old one had been compromised, I woke up to find that it's already been used to start an Amazon Prime account and order several movies. The card to replace a compromised card has been compromised. FML
Today, I went to the bank to get a temporary debit card, since I lost my wallet a week ago. On my drive across the street from the bank to the DMV, a car slammed into mine at the intersection, nearly totaling my car. The movie theater I went to last week just called and said they'd found my wallet. FML
Today, I bought a new mailbox to replace the old one that was stolen. Two hours after I put the new mailbox up, the old one was back and the new one was missing. FML
Today, I went to an ATM to see how much money I had in my account. I put the card in. It never gave it back. FML
Today, as soon as I put my card into an ATM, the words "Out of Order" popped up and it would not return my card. Since I was at the bank, I got a free replacement. Trying to draw money again the second machine did the same thing and a third card costs more than what I have in my account. FML
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Top comments
MooKings 13
That's on you, buddy
AdamPractical 18
Maybe keep a closer eye on your valuables? Or not have a debit card.
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Comments (65)
weedle99 23
YDI keep an eye on your stuff
vampivy23 16
I don't know why you're getting thumbed down... lol the truth hurts I guess.
prettygurl89 16
Get your shit together OP!
The_Basileus 9
You sound very clumsy OP. Perhaps you should be less careless with your stuff.
magicviper1 15
That's honestly on you buddy, try to keep a better eye on your cards...
CoopsShea 11
Invest in a fannypack...
tiredofwaiting 25
Keep an eye on it.
Frungy 9
Depending on the type of card (check first) you might be able to punch a hole in the corner (not the side with the magnetic strip) and attach it a your wallet or wherever you keep it with one of those retracting reels. I'm not quite as bad as you... but only because I tend to forget my car keys and it is hard to get too far without them.
MandieL 27
I have a habit of putting my card in my pocket rather than Mack in my wallet, I've gone through quite a few so I feel your pain OP, but sorry, just as I do whenever I lose mine, YDI.
arrowgold 19
Let me guess, you threw out the debit card and kept the envelope it came in.