Today, I went to an ATM to see how much money I had in my account. I put the card in. It never gave it back. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Trolled by technology
Today, as soon as I put my card into an ATM, the words "Out of Order" popped up and it would not return my card. Since I was at the bank, I got a free replacement. Trying to draw money again the second machine did the same thing and a third card costs more than what I have in my account. FML
Today, I withdrew $120 from the ATM at the hotel I'm staying at, only to have no money come out. When I talked to the concierge, who witnessed the whole thing, she said it had been happening all day and that the machine was broken. My bank says it's the hotel's problem, and the hotel says it's the bank's problem. Either way, I'm out $120. FML
Today, I canceled my ATM card, because it had been lost. Then I found it. Then I found out I can't reactivate it, because I asked for a replacement card. I'm from CA, and I'm in Mexico with only 20 bucks. FML
Today, I went to have a drink with my friend. On the way I withdrew 20 bucks and when I arrived at the bar I realised I had taken my credit card but not the banknote. FML
What did they say?
Today, I went to the bank to find out why I still haven't gotten my refund for when the ATM gave me a cash dispenser error and cancelled the transaction, but the money was taken out of the account anyway. The error happened on Friday of last week, it's Wednesday. FML
Free money glitch
Today, I went to withdraw 200 dollars. At the ATM, I noticed a suspicious man standing really close to me. I was nervous about entering my pin number, and worried he was looking at my account information. In my panic, I got all the way home before realizing that I'd left the cash in the machine. FML
Today, as a joke, my friend put my bus money in the vending machine. Not only did the machine not return my money, it wouldn't give me an item in return. FML
Today, on my holiday in Thailand I was using the ATM to withdraw $500 worth of Baht. While doing this the ATM crashed and decided to restart. After 5 minutes it spat my card out and nothing else. When I returned to the hotel to use the Wifi, the ATM had deducted the money from my account. FML
Today, I withdrew €40 at the ATM to pay for dinner later tonight. It wasn't until I went to pay for it that I realized I'd taken the receipt, but left the cash in the ATM. FML
Flustered
Today, at the bank, I went to get some coffee from their machine. I gave it my money and pressed the buttons but nothing was happening. After banging on the machine for ten minutes and calling a teller over, a little boy reached up on his tippy toes to press the giant green START button for me. FML
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Ambient25 25
Call the number on the machine dude! They all have a sticker with it...it takes like an hour for someone to arrive. I do have to say though, if you're "broke" (as mentioned in the name) because it ate your card, then maybe it's a sign that you shouldn't take money out so much...
Bumblebrea99 14
ATM's need to eat too! Sometimes its rough for them, with people always taking their money and never giving it back... :(
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Comments (102)
Nilorak 24
Ouch, man.
Sports_guy3 28
Lesson learned. It will eat valuable items if you don't feed it.
ChenEighty 20
1, what, is it still 2009? We haven't needed "ouch" as every first comment since then, and we still don't.
Riku714 25
Same thing happened to me recently, I just called the bank and I got a new card in a few days. Problem solved.
Nilorak 24
WHO are we?
JMichael 26
37- the ATMEDCG (ATM eats debit cards guild)
Linda_zlk 12
Oh,Damn machine ,give my card back !!!
Nilorak 24
It's op's though, not yours.
Bano360 25
Mine mine mine
persianninja 23
My precious
josh8215 21
46-It belongs to the ATM now.
incoherentrmblr 22
In Russia, ATM eats you...
NoahS117 1
You people are to literal, damn calm down.
Mindy229 11
:(( call the bank..
cakefete2 31
Better yet, go to your local branch. They will print a new card on the spot.
Voij 16
I wouldn't take my eyes off the machine for a while and possibly call the police, just in case. What happened to the OP could potentially be a case of a new version of theft that's been happening over the last few years: The criminals first prepare a cardreader and a codereader, put those on top of the ATM's own setup, so that those not familiar with it will be tricked. It then reads what password you enter, saves it, but doesn't give back your card. While you go away and try to get someone to fix it, the criminal will quickly come, swipe the card and the tools, then use the data he gathered to withdraw as much money as possible from a different nearby machine. Best defense against this is actually to always use the same ATM or, if you can't use that one, to make sure that all parts on the ATM are secured and can't be taken off. And if the ATM were to keep your card, call your bank and don't let it ouf of sight.
Zebediabolical 45
I can just picture someone taking that advice and kicking the shit out of an ATM machine and getting arrested for it. And the legal defense? "THE PART CAME OFF IT'S A SCAM THE INTERNET TOLD ME SO!"
Ambient25 25
Call the number on the machine dude! They all have a sticker with it...it takes like an hour for someone to arrive. I do have to say though, if you're "broke" (as mentioned in the name) because it ate your card, then maybe it's a sign that you shouldn't take money out so much...
SexiChula91 3
clearly he/she is "broke" because of the fact that the machine ate his/her cars so now he can not use or take out money that he/she would need.
Ambient25 25
Clearly my comment is in reference to the fact that since OP will not be away from his/her card for very long, there is no other reason to be "broke" unless OP relies on the card every second.
ChenEighty 20
22, I would love to see a machine start eating cars.
SThompson90 7
#22 The ATM's don't take your card because you're broke. Only if it's been reported stolen or their has been any hold on the account.
XIceBlueX 21
How often you use your card has nothing to with the machine not giving it back. your account could be in the negatives and you will still have your card.
Odis12 11
Whenever I use an atm, it's a put it in and quickly remove it scenario. There's no inserting the card for it to read then pushing it out. Maybe just where I live, but I didn't think banks had done this sort of thing for 7 or 8 years now.
SexiChula91 3
when did I ever say that that was the reason the OP got their card taken. I basically said that it doesn't mean he is broke, as in has no money. but that he most likely meant broke as in he is now unable to use his card, until he is sent a new one obviously. and to the original commenter, there are still quite a few people who do not carry cash and their bank card is their only use of currency.
LifeOfAnRN 18
I meant to thumbs up and hit the wrong one!! Sorry!
B1ackthesun 31
Seriously annoying bit it can be fixed up. go into your bank asap.
Narutosuns2fan 12
Harsh way of saying you are broke
Wizardo 34
So broke you owed the system. But seriously just tell the bank to give you a new card.
Farmillionaire 8
KCCO!!!
TheDrifter 24
NO!!
_Heisenberg__ 15
Go breaking bad on the ATM. Steal it and try to break it with a hammer, end up dropping it on your dick husband's head.
Ambient25 25
the **** is wrong with you
Ali_Br_fml 33
#21, That's what a homeless junkie woman in one of the episodes of Breaking Bad did when she was trying to break into the ATM she & her husband (or boyfriend) stole. (I'm guessing #8 really loves Breaking Bad because of the username they chose, so odds are many of their comments will reference Breaking Bad)
Ambient25 25
#8 needs to get laid
Sports_guy3 28
No, #8 needs to meet new people, or try match.com
WinterSanctity 21
#8 It worked though. Fat stacks of cheddar! All y'all need to quit hating on BB. Watch it. It's a great show. I understand the first season and 1/2 is kind of eh, but that's just the introduction to the greatness! I'm thoroughly addicted.
WinterSanctity 21
#30 So watching breaking bad implies that one doesn't get laid? I got laid plenty while watching breaking bad.
_Heisenberg__ 15
**** YOU! AND YOUR EYEBROWS!
angelitared 27
Ate the card. Must have been a hungry machine.
ItsAUnicorn 27
Look up on your smartphone how to contact your bank and call them immediately. They know what to do.
Ambient25 25
Or you know, call the number on the ATM...