Today, I received my replacement debit card in the mail after losing my previous one. I've already lost my new one. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I received a new debit card, so I cut the old one into pieces. I then picked up my remaining card, and realized I'd cut up the wrong one. FML
Today, I finally picked up my new bank card after my old one was stolen. It took the bank six weeks and five separate orders to figure it out, on top of which they've charged me a rush fee. FML
Today, I canceled my ATM card, because it had been lost. Then I found it. Then I found out I can't reactivate it, because I asked for a replacement card. I'm from CA, and I'm in Mexico with only 20 bucks. FML
Today, my wallet got stolen. I don't have a photo ID to get a temporary debit card, and since I don't have a debit card, I can't go to the DMV to get a new license. FML
Today, I bought a replacement ID after weeks looking for my old one and not finding it. When I got home, my brother said he'd found my ID. FML
Today, after my bank sent me a new card because the old one had been compromised, I woke up to find that it's already been used to start an Amazon Prime account and order several movies. The card to replace a compromised card has been compromised. FML
Today, I went to the bank to get a temporary debit card, since I lost my wallet a week ago. On my drive across the street from the bank to the DMV, a car slammed into mine at the intersection, nearly totaling my car. The movie theater I went to last week just called and said they'd found my wallet. FML
Today, I bought a new mailbox to replace the old one that was stolen. Two hours after I put the new mailbox up, the old one was back and the new one was missing. FML
Today, I went to an ATM to see how much money I had in my account. I put the card in. It never gave it back. FML
Today, as soon as I put my card into an ATM, the words "Out of Order" popped up and it would not return my card. Since I was at the bank, I got a free replacement. Trying to draw money again the second machine did the same thing and a third card costs more than what I have in my account. FML
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Top comments
MooKings 13
That's on you, buddy
AdamPractical 18
Maybe keep a closer eye on your valuables? Or not have a debit card.
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Comments (65)
amandaleigh091 10
Oh, come on! You deserve it.
hoosiergirl94 31
Buy this thing called a wallet
whiteman23 6
wow... just wow. I hope you lose your car keys and all forms of id so you can't drive, vote, or buy alcohol.
worldclassrager 41
Have hour wallet on hand and place it there as soon as it is activated
Saraishi 25
That really is on you, OP. Take better care of your posessions.
rabid_otaku 29
You shouldn't own a debit card.
fifi125 21
Claim you never received it
hopenk3 5
women
Mikeyburn85 9
Thats a good way save $$
corky1992 33
you're obviously not responsible enough to have one