Today, I canceled my ATM card, because it had been lost. Then I found it. Then I found out I can't reactivate it, because I asked for a replacement card. I'm from CA, and I'm in Mexico with only 20 bucks. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I received my replacement debit card in the mail after losing my previous one. I've already lost my new one. FML
Today, I went to an ATM to see how much money I had in my account. I put the card in. It never gave it back. FML
Today, I ran out of cash. The nearest ATM to my house is over a half hour away by foot. After walking all the way there under the blistering heat of the sun, I realized I'd left my card back at home. FML
Today, as soon as I put my card into an ATM, the words "Out of Order" popped up and it would not return my card. Since I was at the bank, I got a free replacement. Trying to draw money again the second machine did the same thing and a third card costs more than what I have in my account. FML
Today, my wallet got stolen. I don't have a photo ID to get a temporary debit card, and since I don't have a debit card, I can't go to the DMV to get a new license. FML
Today, I finally picked up my new bank card after my old one was stolen. It took the bank six weeks and five separate orders to figure it out, on top of which they've charged me a rush fee. FML
Today, I went to the store to buy some groceries. Several hours later I realize that I can't find my wallet. After looking all over my house and then the store parking lot, I had my credit cards cancelled. On the drive home, I feel something under me. It was my wallet. FML
Today, I hid my credit card from myself so I wouldn't use it. Now I can't find it. FML
Today, I received a new debit card, so I cut the old one into pieces. I then picked up my remaining card, and realized I'd cut up the wrong one. FML
Today, my Visa card randomly stopped working. I have no other way of getting money or paying for anything. I was going to buy next week's food tomorrow, but I guess I'll just starve instead. FML
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Top comments
bugmenot1 1
You are in Mexico with 20 USD...What's the problem with living like a king?
allaayy_naa 0
i guess you'll just have to sell your body. probably won't be a problem.
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Comments (134)
Kttttt 0
First! YDI for cancelling it in Mexico.
Yarrachel 16
YDI for being first.
ninaaftermath 0
I know something great that you can get for less than 20 bucks in Mexico : SWINE FLU
lnull 0
swine flu is a joke
TheLoneWolf87 4
I know something better you can get in the U.S. for less than $15. AIDS!!
sleephunters 8
STFU you are an ignorant prick
crashsapphire93 4
contact an embassy, at the very least you could find a place to crash after your money runs out.
code2264 0
that'll last a while in mexico
ArentICute 0
Better start walking.
MF12 0
sell your iPhone or iPod touch
scottyrocks123 21
maybe ha has a computer instead. computers will sell for more money though
ArentICute 0
Most likely a laptop, or he visited an internet cafe.
somethingnew319 0
ha ur broke
bugmenot1 1
You are in Mexico with 20 USD...What's the problem with living like a king?
diet_otaku 0
"*gasp* a nickel... *turns to boss* you see this? *slaps boss* i quit! i open my own hotel!"
RoxyRaccoon 4
Hehehe. :)
fawfulster 11
$20 USD are worth $200 MP what the **** can you buy with that? Groceries at the very least.
xxdarkxangel98xx 3
You're not rich with 20 dollars in Mexico he basically has 200 and a piece of candy can cost you 10...
mcal2013 0
20 bucks could get you a lot in Mexico.
iamazombie 0
lmfao $20 in mexico is a lot of money... you'll be fine
Yarrachel 16
YDI for being an illegal immigrant.
ozunanunez 0
#7 who the f said she was illegal?
LifeFucksUsAll 0
Don't feed the troll.
carolthebitch 0
what country are u from?
Kttttt 0
CA, would be California, so United States.
carolthebitch 0
oh, i thought she meant Central America, stupid me
dudeitsdanny 10
Central America isn't a country.. And they don't use dollars in any country in Central America..
flyingburger 0
she was asking which central american country she was from.
dudeitsdanny 10
Then I take back the first part =)
Grndslmhttr3 0
Why would you take back saying that Central America isn't a country? It's still not a country regardless of what was being asked.
allaayy_naa 0
i guess you'll just have to sell your body. probably won't be a problem.
I_am_stupid_also 6
Yeah. with an ID of Busted, she should be fine.
perdix 31
allaayy_naa, It's hard to make money in Mexico as a prostitute -- too many frijoles.
ozunanunez 0
#40.., i love frijoles!
mrmystery96 0
hahaha I just got the joke! "free holes!"
MissOriginal 0
SHIT!!! Cross the border into San Diego from Tijuanna, take a bus up to where ever ur from, or ask a friend to drive u...
mrmystery96 0
Or she could use have of it to buy a ticket to guatamala. Then buy a house, and work as a prostitute.