Today, I received gorgeous orchids from my long distance boyfriend. I was excited about it and told my parents. They still are convinced I have no boyfriend and I mailed the flowers to myself. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I received a bunch of flowers from my 'lover'. This would be fine, except that I don't have a lover, and my boyfriend now thinks I'm cheating. FML
Today, I got flowers sent to my work, I happily opened them in front of my co-workers thinking they were from my crush, I open the card to see "Love you, from mom". My mother thinks my love life is so pathetic, thats she needs to send me flowers to cheer me up. FML
Today, I got flowers from a secret admirer. Turns out they were from my sister's in-laws who own a flower shop. Apparently, everyone feels bad that I'm single and they are convinced I'm gonna die alone. FML
Today, my girlfriend came home with a huge bouquet of roses. They were from an admirer, brainwashing her to think I'm a terrible boyfriend for not buying her flowers like he did. FML
Today, I surprised my girlfriend by sending her an Edible Arrangement. When she called to tell me she had gotten it, she was more excited about the cute boy who'd delivered it than she was about the fruit bouquet. FML
Today, I got a bouquet of beautiful flowers from someone I'd never heard of. My boyfriend flipped his shit and stormed out, calling me a cheater. I called the flower shop. Turns out he made a fake order, just so he could accuse me of cheating and dump me. FML
Today, I was in a terrific mood after finding a bouquet of beautiful flowers on my doorstep when I came home. That is, until I recognised the handwriting of my "secret admirer" was the same as my mother's. FML
Today, I sent the girl I like flowers, only to have her later post a picture of them online, saying, "Ha! When losers send you flowers." FML
Today, after spending $120 to have a bouquet of flowers delivered to my mom, she called to complain that I had forgotten about her for Mother's day, but also praise my sister for apparently receiving my flowers I sent at the door and passing them off as hers. FML
Today, just so my family would think someone might actually be interested in me, I bought myself roses and attached a secret admirer card to them. My plan would have worked if I hadn't forgotten to take the receipt off the kitchen counter. FML
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Top comments
s1d1ouz 2
They're just jealous
VaanBasch 1
The solution is obvious. Dump your boyfriend for not existing. The jerk...
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Comments (133)
AnimeGamer13 2
You should let your parents talk to him on the phone or skype if he can't come over to meet them in person
BlackBlazeCobra 16
By long distance, I hope you met him in real life beforehand.
brooks10101 1
Ha ha is meg griffin your name
Ebonylynn7 0
Make them meet!
WVU 0
Nice
jazzy_123 20
Lmaaaooo
boohoou1994 5
@120 LD relationships do work, sorry that all you seem to attract are hoes =
kkeener12 5
just like George Glass in that Brady Bunch movie!! Your parents must have watched "A Very Brady Sequel" one too many times.
chubby_choco 17
...what are they going to do when you get pregnant? Accuse you of going to a sperm bank?
pipinya 8
If your boyfriend ISN'T the state postal service, then, well, they're just jealous!