Today, I received gorgeous orchids from my long distance boyfriend. I was excited about it and told my parents. They still are convinced I have no boyfriend and I mailed the flowers to myself. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I received a bunch of flowers from my 'lover'. This would be fine, except that I don't have a lover, and my boyfriend now thinks I'm cheating. FML
Today, I got flowers sent to my work, I happily opened them in front of my co-workers thinking they were from my crush, I open the card to see "Love you, from mom". My mother thinks my love life is so pathetic, thats she needs to send me flowers to cheer me up. FML
Today, I got flowers from a secret admirer. Turns out they were from my sister's in-laws who own a flower shop. Apparently, everyone feels bad that I'm single and they are convinced I'm gonna die alone. FML
Today, my girlfriend came home with a huge bouquet of roses. They were from an admirer, brainwashing her to think I'm a terrible boyfriend for not buying her flowers like he did. FML
Today, I surprised my girlfriend by sending her an Edible Arrangement. When she called to tell me she had gotten it, she was more excited about the cute boy who'd delivered it than she was about the fruit bouquet. FML
Today, I got a bouquet of beautiful flowers from someone I'd never heard of. My boyfriend flipped his shit and stormed out, calling me a cheater. I called the flower shop. Turns out he made a fake order, just so he could accuse me of cheating and dump me. FML
Today, I was in a terrific mood after finding a bouquet of beautiful flowers on my doorstep when I came home. That is, until I recognised the handwriting of my "secret admirer" was the same as my mother's. FML
Today, I sent the girl I like flowers, only to have her later post a picture of them online, saying, "Ha! When losers send you flowers." FML
Today, after spending $120 to have a bouquet of flowers delivered to my mom, she called to complain that I had forgotten about her for Mother's day, but also praise my sister for apparently receiving my flowers I sent at the door and passing them off as hers. FML
Today, just so my family would think someone might actually be interested in me, I bought myself roses and attached a secret admirer card to them. My plan would have worked if I hadn't forgotten to take the receipt off the kitchen counter. FML
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Top comments
s1d1ouz 2
They're just jealous
VaanBasch 1
The solution is obvious. Dump your boyfriend for not existing. The jerk...
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Comments (133)
commonlogicz42 6
You must be a real prize for your parents to make such a grand assumption.
ikickgingers 15
Drop dead Fred?
Enslaved 38
"No panties! No panties!" That's the only part of that movie I can remember. Now, I always check who's looking up my dress when I'm at a ****--tail party!(:
ikickgingers 15
*guilty*
screamo_neve 12
I had a long distance boyfriend once. Enough said. Anyways, find a way to prove to your parents that he is real. Skype, ooVoo, phone call, something. But they don't ALWAYS work.
jkf1228 3
Poop
Subakie 20
You probably did.
arkid24 1
"today i sent myself flowers from my fake boyfriend and tried to convince my parents that someone loves me and when they didnt believe me i tried to fake a story on fml"...
Ugi 27
Why do you care whether you parents think you have a boyfriend? Is there some sort of prize on offer?
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kkbaby3 0
psh.. just admit it. (;
hateevryone 15
why don't you get him on the phone and let them talk to him. maybe they'll believe it then.