Today, I received gorgeous orchids from my long distance boyfriend. I was excited about it and told my parents. They still are convinced I have no boyfriend and I mailed the flowers to myself. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I received a bunch of flowers from my 'lover'. This would be fine, except that I don't have a lover, and my boyfriend now thinks I'm cheating. FML
Today, I got flowers sent to my work, I happily opened them in front of my co-workers thinking they were from my crush, I open the card to see "Love you, from mom". My mother thinks my love life is so pathetic, thats she needs to send me flowers to cheer me up. FML
Today, I got flowers from a secret admirer. Turns out they were from my sister's in-laws who own a flower shop. Apparently, everyone feels bad that I'm single and they are convinced I'm gonna die alone. FML
Today, my girlfriend came home with a huge bouquet of roses. They were from an admirer, brainwashing her to think I'm a terrible boyfriend for not buying her flowers like he did. FML
Today, I surprised my girlfriend by sending her an Edible Arrangement. When she called to tell me she had gotten it, she was more excited about the cute boy who'd delivered it than she was about the fruit bouquet. FML
Today, I got a bouquet of beautiful flowers from someone I'd never heard of. My boyfriend flipped his shit and stormed out, calling me a cheater. I called the flower shop. Turns out he made a fake order, just so he could accuse me of cheating and dump me. FML
Today, I was in a terrific mood after finding a bouquet of beautiful flowers on my doorstep when I came home. That is, until I recognised the handwriting of my "secret admirer" was the same as my mother's. FML
Today, I sent the girl I like flowers, only to have her later post a picture of them online, saying, "Ha! When losers send you flowers." FML
Today, after spending $120 to have a bouquet of flowers delivered to my mom, she called to complain that I had forgotten about her for Mother's day, but also praise my sister for apparently receiving my flowers I sent at the door and passing them off as hers. FML
Today, just so my family would think someone might actually be interested in me, I bought myself roses and attached a secret admirer card to them. My plan would have worked if I hadn't forgotten to take the receipt off the kitchen counter. FML
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s1d1ouz 2
They're just jealous
VaanBasch 1
The solution is obvious. Dump your boyfriend for not existing. The jerk...
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Comments (133)
blackman100 20
Did you?
Wandering_Ninja 8
You don't have a boyfriend.
Sunshinedestiny 0
And you just wrote a fake email to lie to yourself... For shame... Lol
firebirdtransam 3
i've been down this long distance relationship road bullshit before, and meeting someone online and calling yourselves "dating" is a load of shit. relationships are built out of physical contact, and no i don't mean finger to keys. i don't blame your parents, i'd personally call it fake too until he shows up at my front door and you guys make out right in front of their faces. it's a different story, however, if you were dating in real life, and one of you are in the military and got deployed overseas, that's perfectly logical. i don't do online relationships anymore. want a boyfriend? go look for one. talk to them in real life. people have become so caught up in this technology world we live in it's like they forget that people actually exist outside their screens. normally i don't check up on comments, but i'd be interested what people have to say to this.
iseah1412 0
Why don't u have any pics of him to prove them wrong?
Drewbie731 0
Screw them. If you know that he is real and you love him nothing else should matter.
PARABOLA82 0
Sounds like your a fat girl
cheerluv15 0
How rude!
boohoou1994 5
@112. Relationships are NOT only about physical contact. That would not be love. That's lust. If that's honestly all you think they are about, GL getting married.
shireeniee 8
18 - think he meant "why would the parents be jealous? They're married."
cheerluv15 0
Your parents are dillusional