anon
Washougal, United States
Today, I rear ended a cop while talking on my cell phone. FML
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airborne
United States
Today, I saw someone drive recklessly as if they were drunk. When I called the cops, I got pulled over by another cop for talking on my cell phone. FML
really_now
Reno, United States
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Today, I was driving when I noticed that the guy in front was on the phone. I pulled up next to him, pulled out my phone and I made a gesture that he needed to put his phone away. It was a cop. I got a ticket for driving while on my cell phone. FML
shit
United States
Today, I accidentally rear-ended an undercover police car. FML
KobraKommander
France
Today, I rear-ended a car while I was texting about the accident ahead which was causing all the traffic. FML
rammedbehind
United States
Today, I was driving to work when a state trooper rammed into my car from behind, because he was on the cell phone and not paying attention. He gave me a ticket for "Failure to control speed to avoid a crash." FML
calling_while_driving
United States
Today, while driving, I got a call on my cell phone. Trying to be safe and avoid an accident, I pulled into the nearest parking lot before answering. While I was turning in to park, someone rear-ended me. FML
tramplily
United States
Today, I was driving home and got a phone call from my mom. She called to tell me that there was a cop at the bottom of our hill, and to be careful. I got a ticket for talking on my cell phone while driving. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was driving to work. I saw a cute boy in the car next to me. To try and look cool, I pretended I was talking on my cell phone. I got pulled over and got a ticket for using my cell phone while driving. FML
AE86Turbo
United States
Today, I saw a car swerving in front of me on the freeway, so I whipped out my cell to report the DUI. As soon as it started ringing, I see police lights in my rear view and got slapped with a ticket for using a cell phone while driving. After explaining why, the officer said, "Nice try." FML
sadinseattle
United States
Today, I was driving on the freeway when I get a call from my friend explaining that our two best friends died in a car accident. I pulled over in hysterics and a cop came to see what was wrong. I explained what happened and he gave me a ticket for talking on the phone while driving. FML
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Awahso 25
There is no way you do not deserve it.
BBGxBlondie 6
Sorry, you totally deserve it.
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Comments (296)
dontfmlplzzz 6
Pretty sure that's exactly why the law is in place
rooney0710 5
Hey iv heard of a cop pulling someone over because they where.... Playing their record
b0ngs 7
Firstly, it's *I've and *were. Lastly, what the **** are you talking about?! 0.o
PrincessPesa 20
Dude, I bet you can't even piss straight with a cell phone in your hand- much less drive a car!! Get a clue and get off the ******* cell phone. There are NO excuses for having the phone to your ear while driving. Thanks for wasting city's time and money, douche.
PrincessPesa 20
*the city's
krysxkatastrophe 14
And now you know why cops ticket people for talking/texting while driving!!!!
missydee21 3
Bahahah ur life sucks and you deserve it. Don't talk drive
ThaKoolKidsKlub 3
If Modest Mouse can ram a cop car. So can you, mang. Just, "Float On."
BlackBlazeCobra 16
Fail.
wizardwizard 4
That's what you get for not obeying the law and being a reckless driver.
Devin91 20
Way to be asshole.
hateevryone 15
Oh you're gonna get it now.