anon
Washougal, United States
Today, I rear ended a cop while talking on my cell phone. FML
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airborne
United States
Today, I saw someone drive recklessly as if they were drunk. When I called the cops, I got pulled over by another cop for talking on my cell phone. FML
really_now
Reno, United States
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Today, I was driving when I noticed that the guy in front was on the phone. I pulled up next to him, pulled out my phone and I made a gesture that he needed to put his phone away. It was a cop. I got a ticket for driving while on my cell phone. FML
shit
United States
Today, I accidentally rear-ended an undercover police car. FML
KobraKommander
France
Today, I rear-ended a car while I was texting about the accident ahead which was causing all the traffic. FML
rammedbehind
United States
Today, I was driving to work when a state trooper rammed into my car from behind, because he was on the cell phone and not paying attention. He gave me a ticket for "Failure to control speed to avoid a crash." FML
calling_while_driving
United States
Today, while driving, I got a call on my cell phone. Trying to be safe and avoid an accident, I pulled into the nearest parking lot before answering. While I was turning in to park, someone rear-ended me. FML
tramplily
United States
Today, I was driving home and got a phone call from my mom. She called to tell me that there was a cop at the bottom of our hill, and to be careful. I got a ticket for talking on my cell phone while driving. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was driving to work. I saw a cute boy in the car next to me. To try and look cool, I pretended I was talking on my cell phone. I got pulled over and got a ticket for using my cell phone while driving. FML
AE86Turbo
United States
Today, I saw a car swerving in front of me on the freeway, so I whipped out my cell to report the DUI. As soon as it started ringing, I see police lights in my rear view and got slapped with a ticket for using a cell phone while driving. After explaining why, the officer said, "Nice try." FML
sadinseattle
United States
Today, I was driving on the freeway when I get a call from my friend explaining that our two best friends died in a car accident. I pulled over in hysterics and a cop came to see what was wrong. I explained what happened and he gave me a ticket for talking on the phone while driving. FML
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Awahso 25
There is no way you do not deserve it.
BBGxBlondie 6
Sorry, you totally deserve it.
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paigie97 0
It's illegal for a reason -.-
sceptic 1
Win!
enchantiful 2
Be glad you didn't seriously injure or kill someone you moron.
chels1994 11
You completely deserve it. Idiot.
YoureJellyBro 5
Well, unlike everyone commenting negatively about your post, it's an honest mistake and everyone here saying you're an idiot I guarantee is a damn hypocrite. We talk and drive. So stfu.
THE_A_TEEN 28
You have got to be ******* me! I'm sure most of the commentors are smart enough not to use their phones and drive.
PrincessPesa 20
Do you know what an honest mistake is?!? Because this is not it!! It's illegal, it's extremely foolish and distracting, and it's pathetically painful to avoid nowadays- even if your car or phone doesn't have Bluetooth capabilities like most do. PULL OVER if it's that ******* incredibly important. It's truly lazy and careless. Come on, man.
chels1994 11
Speak for yourself. I have never used my phone while driving. I plug it in to listen to music and I font touch it after. This is because I want to be safe while driving; not only for me, but for others on the road
muFilter 19
90, I cannot even remotely understand your fetish, but to each their own. Please remember to practice safe sex for the benefit of all.
THE_A_TEEN 28
Thanks for the advice, bro.
muFilter 19
Hey, I was just playing because you said "You have got to be ******* me", but I meant you no offense. I agree with your general sentiment (although I have grown to doubt the general level of intelligence of the driving population). I really can't understand why so many people refuse to use hands-free headsets while driving.
DocBastard 40
YoureJellyBro - that has to be one of the worst, most ridiculous comments I've seen in recent memory. You think rear-ending someone while talking on the phone is an HONEST mistake? I honestly think you're a ******* idiot.
stellarluna121 7
Yep. Cause everybody just goes around, talking on the phone in something that can kill a person. "Honest mistake" my ass.
darcimckeown 3
I hope this happens to you. Idiot.
flashback.miss 28
Idiot. The irony is just overwhelming. Be grateful you didn't get killed.
alychick 5
YDI your fault for talking on your cell phone when driving!!!!!!
hhhwat 0
So multitasking isn't your forte, I feel sorry for ya, It's understandable that flapping your lip and looking around is tough, I almost walked into a volcano waiting for my phone to connect to the Internet... You deserve it
destraa 1
Talking on you cell & driving? YDI and the hefty fine that came with it.
stevenmx86 8
Ydi absolutely. But 32, get off of your high horse. If you douche bags wouldn't go half the speed limit in the middle of the road you wouldn't get hit...