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anon Washougal, United States

Today, I rear ended a cop while talking on my cell phone. FML

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There is no way you do not deserve it.

Sorry, you totally deserve it.

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darcimckeown 3

Then stfu and pay attention to the road. Lol you deserved it, dumbass.

LadyJoker21 0

Haha

Let's c..... u DEFINITELY deserved it

For every one that says "YDI for being on the phone"- if you use your phone while driving in the future, I hope you get into an accident. You feel that you would deserve it any ways. Don't be such a hypocrite. We all talk and drive.

People like #96 are the ones who talk and drive the most.

"We all talk and drive." Speak for yourself. Wishing an accident on someone based on their opinion seems a little too cynical if you ask me.

Thank you insane iPhone autocorrect for correcting my typed 'harsh' to 'cynical'. WTF?

I love my bluetooth. When I'm not using that, my phone is jacked into the car stereo, and sitting in a secure spot. When all else fails, I always keep a corded hands-free in the glove box. There is no excuse for limiting your ability to control a half-to-two-ton slab of metal by using one hand to hold it up to your head (or in front of your face).

In Pennsylvania, talking while driving is still legal. YDI anyway

As long as you have some decent insurance, your only looking at a $124.00 ticket. Could be worse!

You completely deserve it

So you did something stupid while doing something even more stupid? Got it.

I starting to think even that was too subtle for Op. You almost need to add a "So what did you learn?" after that. Then it at least suggests there was a lesson to be grasped here, but I kind of have a feeling that cop will help fill him in. ;p

And then they stupidly posted their stupid accident on here, which I'm guessing was to try and get some sympathy?

Please tell me you meant to say "while driving." otherwise this takes on a whole new meaning...