Today, I rear ended a cop while talking on my cell phone. FML
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Today, I saw someone drive recklessly as if they were drunk. When I called the cops, I got pulled over by another cop for talking on my cell phone. FML
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Today, I was driving when I noticed that the guy in front was on the phone. I pulled up next to him, pulled out my phone and I made a gesture that he needed to put his phone away. It was a cop. I got a ticket for driving while on my cell phone. FML
Today, I accidentally rear-ended an undercover police car. FML
Today, I rear-ended a car while I was texting about the accident ahead which was causing all the traffic. FML
Today, I was driving to work when a state trooper rammed into my car from behind, because he was on the cell phone and not paying attention. He gave me a ticket for "Failure to control speed to avoid a crash." FML
Today, while driving, I got a call on my cell phone. Trying to be safe and avoid an accident, I pulled into the nearest parking lot before answering. While I was turning in to park, someone rear-ended me. FML
Today, I was driving home and got a phone call from my mom. She called to tell me that there was a cop at the bottom of our hill, and to be careful. I got a ticket for talking on my cell phone while driving. FML
Today, I was driving to work. I saw a cute boy in the car next to me. To try and look cool, I pretended I was talking on my cell phone. I got pulled over and got a ticket for using my cell phone while driving. FML
Today, I saw a car swerving in front of me on the freeway, so I whipped out my cell to report the DUI. As soon as it started ringing, I see police lights in my rear view and got slapped with a ticket for using a cell phone while driving. After explaining why, the officer said, "Nice try." FML
Today, I was driving on the freeway when I get a call from my friend explaining that our two best friends died in a car accident. I pulled over in hysterics and a cop came to see what was wrong. I explained what happened and he gave me a ticket for talking on the phone while driving. FML
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Awahso 25
There is no way you do not deserve it.
BBGxBlondie 6
Sorry, you totally deserve it.
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Comments (296)
suil5129 6
Dumb ass!
darcimckeown 3
Then stfu and pay attention to the road. Lol you deserved it, dumbass.
LadyJoker21 0
Haha
BrownSugar10940 2
Let's c..... u DEFINITELY deserved it
SirCharles83 13
For every one that says "YDI for being on the phone"- if you use your phone while driving in the future, I hope you get into an accident. You feel that you would deserve it any ways. Don't be such a hypocrite. We all talk and drive.
THE_A_TEEN 28
People like #96 are the ones who talk and drive the most.
redmane 21
"We all talk and drive." Speak for yourself. Wishing an accident on someone based on their opinion seems a little too cynical if you ask me.
redmane 21
Thank you insane iPhone autocorrect for correcting my typed 'harsh' to 'cynical'. WTF?
CaptMacLeod 45
I love my bluetooth. When I'm not using that, my phone is jacked into the car stereo, and sitting in a secure spot. When all else fails, I always keep a corded hands-free in the glove box. There is no excuse for limiting your ability to control a half-to-two-ton slab of metal by using one hand to hold it up to your head (or in front of your face).
AmethystianGirl 15
YDI dumbass.
ludzidocelowych 4
In Pennsylvania, talking while driving is still legal. YDI anyway
kyarush 10
As long as you have some decent insurance, your only looking at a $124.00 ticket. Could be worse!
lilrocker90 10
You completely deserve it
DocBastard 40
So you did something stupid while doing something even more stupid? Got it.
Dracoboxer357 36
I starting to think even that was too subtle for Op. You almost need to add a "So what did you learn?" after that. Then it at least suggests there was a lesson to be grasped here, but I kind of have a feeling that cop will help fill him in. ;p
Pigeon89 34
And then they stupidly posted their stupid accident on here, which I'm guessing was to try and get some sympathy?
samreimer 7
Please tell me you meant to say "while driving." otherwise this takes on a whole new meaning...