anon
Washougal, United States
Today, I rear ended a cop while talking on my cell phone. FML
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airborne
United States
Today, I saw someone drive recklessly as if they were drunk. When I called the cops, I got pulled over by another cop for talking on my cell phone. FML
really_now
Reno, United States
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Today, I was driving when I noticed that the guy in front was on the phone. I pulled up next to him, pulled out my phone and I made a gesture that he needed to put his phone away. It was a cop. I got a ticket for driving while on my cell phone. FML
shit
United States
Today, I accidentally rear-ended an undercover police car. FML
KobraKommander
France
Today, I rear-ended a car while I was texting about the accident ahead which was causing all the traffic. FML
rammedbehind
United States
Today, I was driving to work when a state trooper rammed into my car from behind, because he was on the cell phone and not paying attention. He gave me a ticket for "Failure to control speed to avoid a crash." FML
calling_while_driving
United States
Today, while driving, I got a call on my cell phone. Trying to be safe and avoid an accident, I pulled into the nearest parking lot before answering. While I was turning in to park, someone rear-ended me. FML
tramplily
United States
Today, I was driving home and got a phone call from my mom. She called to tell me that there was a cop at the bottom of our hill, and to be careful. I got a ticket for talking on my cell phone while driving. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was driving to work. I saw a cute boy in the car next to me. To try and look cool, I pretended I was talking on my cell phone. I got pulled over and got a ticket for using my cell phone while driving. FML
AE86Turbo
United States
Today, I saw a car swerving in front of me on the freeway, so I whipped out my cell to report the DUI. As soon as it started ringing, I see police lights in my rear view and got slapped with a ticket for using a cell phone while driving. After explaining why, the officer said, "Nice try." FML
sadinseattle
United States
Today, I was driving on the freeway when I get a call from my friend explaining that our two best friends died in a car accident. I pulled over in hysterics and a cop came to see what was wrong. I explained what happened and he gave me a ticket for talking on the phone while driving. FML
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Awahso 25
There is no way you do not deserve it.
BBGxBlondie 6
Sorry, you totally deserve it.
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gonad_gobbler 1
Talk on a cell while driving, you end up in one.
ProfessionalTrol_fml 14
No actually, you get a DUI.... But that works too
PurpleCabbage 1
Since when is a phone a controlled substance...
robert76 5
I'm thinking they meant DWI, Driving While Impaired. DUI doesn't make sense.
hellaflushfa5 6
Just pretend to have a seizure.
RampantDoritoz 3
In the state of Maryland, that's a double whammy.
CourtneyyWeaver 0
Same in Washington
RoseCrystal 17
Well, in the words of Bender, "You're boned."
SxeDaze 13
I read this in his voice and giggled. Well played my good sir.
RoseCrystal 17
I'm a lady, but thank you all the same :)
elinachka 7
Have fun getting out of this one
THE_A_TEEN 28
Unfortunately, even with laws and raising awareness about phone usage while driving, there are still Dumbasses like you who still do shit like that without thinking for the safety of other people. YDI.
lissalove17 8
You completely deserve it, you stupid dumb shit.
daminantion 14
As opposed to an intelligent dumb shit? Or stupid smart shit.. These oxymoronic euphemisms entertain me.
ohreallynow1992 3
F the cops life...
madelinebriana 11
...Were you expecting sympathy? YDI
Michael_92 20
I always get that feeling people come here to get sympathy for doing stupid things...they def come to the wrong crowd.
johngaltmovement 8
KARMA
BountyBass 13
It's a bitch
TheMathMajor 26
Am I the only one who really hates these karma comments? They are really over used. Not to mention I don't believe in karma.
scarletstudies 0
Why don't you tell us how much you hate karma comments.....
TheMathMajor 26
... Think I already did.
deviable 9
Doesn't really matter if you don't believe in it, other people do, and they're free to use it in their comments.
TheMathMajor 26
I know. Thats just one reason why I don't like them. And in this case it's not really karma anyways, it's just a consequence of being distracted while driving. I was just wondering if anyone else felt the same. I guess not.