Today, I rear ended a cop while talking on my cell phone. FML
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Today, I saw someone drive recklessly as if they were drunk. When I called the cops, I got pulled over by another cop for talking on my cell phone. FML
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Today, I was driving when I noticed that the guy in front was on the phone. I pulled up next to him, pulled out my phone and I made a gesture that he needed to put his phone away. It was a cop. I got a ticket for driving while on my cell phone. FML
Today, I accidentally rear-ended an undercover police car. FML
Today, I rear-ended a car while I was texting about the accident ahead which was causing all the traffic. FML
Today, I was driving to work when a state trooper rammed into my car from behind, because he was on the cell phone and not paying attention. He gave me a ticket for "Failure to control speed to avoid a crash." FML
Today, while driving, I got a call on my cell phone. Trying to be safe and avoid an accident, I pulled into the nearest parking lot before answering. While I was turning in to park, someone rear-ended me. FML
Today, I was driving home and got a phone call from my mom. She called to tell me that there was a cop at the bottom of our hill, and to be careful. I got a ticket for talking on my cell phone while driving. FML
Today, I was driving to work. I saw a cute boy in the car next to me. To try and look cool, I pretended I was talking on my cell phone. I got pulled over and got a ticket for using my cell phone while driving. FML
Today, I saw a car swerving in front of me on the freeway, so I whipped out my cell to report the DUI. As soon as it started ringing, I see police lights in my rear view and got slapped with a ticket for using a cell phone while driving. After explaining why, the officer said, "Nice try." FML
Today, I was driving on the freeway when I get a call from my friend explaining that our two best friends died in a car accident. I pulled over in hysterics and a cop came to see what was wrong. I explained what happened and he gave me a ticket for talking on the phone while driving. FML
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Awahso 25
There is no way you do not deserve it.
BBGxBlondie 6
Sorry, you totally deserve it.
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Comments (296)
SHAMUS_the_WITTY 18
Dumb shit.
PizzaWizard 13
That sucks OP but I guess you deserve this after all you were using your cell phone.
novalaise 7
Thats why you don't use your cell phone when driving
pexy_fml 16
Your in deep shit
J3NNI3LYNN 9
You frikkin idiot
doglover569 0
I need someone to talk to! Comment if you want to talk!! ;) Btw, my colon on my phone doesn't work, so let's all pretend it's a smily face before you cue the "****" and "*****" comments! Smh...
obeliks 4
U dirty boy!!!
worldclassrager 41
now if you were texting that would probably get two tickets...
DanJ3250 3
And you deserve everything they give you. I hope he nailed you to the wall for being a idiot. As easy as you hit that police car you could have ran over someone's child. Dumbass.
tj4234 36
I don't know why anyone said your life sucks... this is completely your fault OP...