anon
Washougal, United States
Today, I rear ended a cop while talking on my cell phone. FML
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airborne
United States
Today, I saw someone drive recklessly as if they were drunk. When I called the cops, I got pulled over by another cop for talking on my cell phone. FML
really_now
Reno, United States
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Today, I was driving when I noticed that the guy in front was on the phone. I pulled up next to him, pulled out my phone and I made a gesture that he needed to put his phone away. It was a cop. I got a ticket for driving while on my cell phone. FML
shit
United States
Today, I accidentally rear-ended an undercover police car. FML
KobraKommander
France
Today, I rear-ended a car while I was texting about the accident ahead which was causing all the traffic. FML
rammedbehind
United States
Today, I was driving to work when a state trooper rammed into my car from behind, because he was on the cell phone and not paying attention. He gave me a ticket for "Failure to control speed to avoid a crash." FML
calling_while_driving
United States
Today, while driving, I got a call on my cell phone. Trying to be safe and avoid an accident, I pulled into the nearest parking lot before answering. While I was turning in to park, someone rear-ended me. FML
tramplily
United States
Today, I was driving home and got a phone call from my mom. She called to tell me that there was a cop at the bottom of our hill, and to be careful. I got a ticket for talking on my cell phone while driving. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was driving to work. I saw a cute boy in the car next to me. To try and look cool, I pretended I was talking on my cell phone. I got pulled over and got a ticket for using my cell phone while driving. FML
AE86Turbo
United States
Today, I saw a car swerving in front of me on the freeway, so I whipped out my cell to report the DUI. As soon as it started ringing, I see police lights in my rear view and got slapped with a ticket for using a cell phone while driving. After explaining why, the officer said, "Nice try." FML
sadinseattle
United States
Today, I was driving on the freeway when I get a call from my friend explaining that our two best friends died in a car accident. I pulled over in hysterics and a cop came to see what was wrong. I explained what happened and he gave me a ticket for talking on the phone while driving. FML
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Awahso 25
There is no way you do not deserve it.
BBGxBlondie 6
Sorry, you totally deserve it.
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Comments (296)
linkinpark98 24
This has YDI written all over it!
ELL10TT203 0
You totally deserve it!
currilc 0
Did you offer him your rear end?
kayleebearr 6
shows how dangerous using your phone whole driving is
hama806 19
Really? And why don't you put your mascara on while you're at it. Common sense! YDI OP!
Smokindevil 9
*Red Forman Voice Dumbass.....
NMSO851 3
Way to go dumbass. People like u are the reason there are cell phone laws. Ydi!
EugeniaBennett 0
As a cop I'd have to agree. You totally deserve the ticket! Just imagine if it were a human being and not a car. Hope you learned
darnellq 13
Once again, I thought I was the only cop on this site! Now I find two others! :D
Mossadchick 5
Wow More Law Enforcement brothers and sisters! Glad to know I'm not the only one browsing these types of sites!
DiruKitty18 8
Well then obviously you should not be talking on a cell-phone while driving.
Jawzx01 7
You so ******' deserve it!!