anon
Washougal, United States
Today, I rear ended a cop while talking on my cell phone. FML
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airborne
United States
Today, I saw someone drive recklessly as if they were drunk. When I called the cops, I got pulled over by another cop for talking on my cell phone. FML
really_now
Reno, United States
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Today, I was driving when I noticed that the guy in front was on the phone. I pulled up next to him, pulled out my phone and I made a gesture that he needed to put his phone away. It was a cop. I got a ticket for driving while on my cell phone. FML
shit
United States
Today, I accidentally rear-ended an undercover police car. FML
KobraKommander
France
Today, I rear-ended a car while I was texting about the accident ahead which was causing all the traffic. FML
rammedbehind
United States
Today, I was driving to work when a state trooper rammed into my car from behind, because he was on the cell phone and not paying attention. He gave me a ticket for "Failure to control speed to avoid a crash." FML
calling_while_driving
United States
Today, while driving, I got a call on my cell phone. Trying to be safe and avoid an accident, I pulled into the nearest parking lot before answering. While I was turning in to park, someone rear-ended me. FML
tramplily
United States
Today, I was driving home and got a phone call from my mom. She called to tell me that there was a cop at the bottom of our hill, and to be careful. I got a ticket for talking on my cell phone while driving. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was driving to work. I saw a cute boy in the car next to me. To try and look cool, I pretended I was talking on my cell phone. I got pulled over and got a ticket for using my cell phone while driving. FML
AE86Turbo
United States
Today, I saw a car swerving in front of me on the freeway, so I whipped out my cell to report the DUI. As soon as it started ringing, I see police lights in my rear view and got slapped with a ticket for using a cell phone while driving. After explaining why, the officer said, "Nice try." FML
sadinseattle
United States
Today, I was driving on the freeway when I get a call from my friend explaining that our two best friends died in a car accident. I pulled over in hysterics and a cop came to see what was wrong. I explained what happened and he gave me a ticket for talking on the phone while driving. FML
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Awahso 25
There is no way you do not deserve it.
BBGxBlondie 6
Sorry, you totally deserve it.
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Comments (296)
Max1468 4
Really? You deserve this more than almost any other post I've seen.
misshighjinks 5
While that does suck, YDI. You Should have known better and they have laws against this for that exact reason. I mean, you know you were in the wrong here.
Ray_of_midnight 23
I hope that cop wasn't hurt. Pay attention to the damn road. As a motorcyclist, every time I throw a leg over, I have to worry that some fool like you is going to end my life.
Mossadchick 5
Speaking as a Law Enforcement Official I have to say what you did was certainly inexcusable an I would be more than happy to hand you a little peice of paper. I would also be more than happy to take you to court to get your license revoked.
darnellq 13
I thought I was the only LEO on the site.
Mossadchick 5
Hahahaha Me too! Nice to meet ya!
twifan1901 0
I have a feeling this is going to be one of the top FMLs
wellinever 5
You are doomed. Doomed!
midnight165 5
Obviously ydi, my questions to you is 1. Did he see you in his rear view mirror talking on the phone 2. Did the cop abide by the law to show you his/her lisence and registration? Or do they just arrest you
darnellq 13
Showing the license is for report and insurance purposes. Also it's to show proof you have one that's valid. Ours (cops) have that on file and have to keep it current as per department policies so were exempt from presenting it to other drivers as our department will give the info to insurance companies.
elsie_lane 0
FYL - for being that much of a Tardis. Honestly you've just managed to prove that talking on your mobile takes your attention away...from the copper about to give you some very cold stares.
Living_Fetus13 0
Its non attention payers like you that these no cell phone laws are for! Im glad u had a wreck just be glad he was a cop and not somebody like me, i woulda drug your ass out the car and stomped a mud hole in your ass
geod69 8
This should be a sign don't talk on phone while driving dumbass