Today, the girl that I fancy was sick and I offered to hug her, but she protested saying that she didn't want to get me sick. I told her, "If hugging you gets me sick, then I'll just have to deal with being sick." She gave me the biggest hug she could. I haven't stopped puking since. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I greeted my girlfriend with a spinning hug. She got motion sickness and threw up all over me. FML
Today, I was helping this girl to the nurse’s office because she was so sick that she could barely walk. About halfway there, she stopped and vomited on me. My jaw was dropped in shock when she threw up on me again. A little went into my mouth. FML
Today, while kissing my girlfriend's neck, I sneezed a blob of snot onto her. She told me that "it doesn't matter", while hiccuping a bit of vomit. FML
Today, I went to the grocery store with my boyfriend. I wasn't feeling well so I wasn't paying too much attention to his usual antics. Since he thought I was ignoring him, he decided to grab me roughly by the stomach to give me a hug. I ended up puking right in the middle of the aisle. FML
Today, I kissed the girl I love for the first time. Her reaction? She vomited. FML
Today, I kissed my girlfriend. She threw up in my mouth. FML
Today, I was planning to ask a guy at school out since I had mustered up the confidence to finally tell him how I really felt. I ended up puking on him. FML
Today, a girl puked on me. No warnings, nothing. She just threw up on me, then walked off like nothing even happened. FML
Today, I jokingly went over to a an attractive female co-worker and said, "You look like you need a hug". She told me she wasn't feeling well and didn't want to be touched. No more than 30 seconds after our encounter, she ran to give one of our more attractive male co-workers a hug. FML
Today, my boss told me that I'd confessed my love to him last night when he'd held my hair back as I puked. FML
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Top comments
JMWHS 0
well go you for making her feel better at least. but that's the price we pay to impress girls lol
Mirorbo 27
Fuhohoho!~ You asked for it, you deal with it!
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Comments (194)
bmasencamp 0
1st
VSOLORIO 0
mas puto lmao ydi
MuuuChuuu 5
awwww op that was sweet of u to offer but she did tell you what the outcome would be so ydi!!
andruha1123 5
you can puke together now... bonding moment ftw
PurpleMonkeysFor 0
haha 19 wins
Claay_aiir 0
Awwwe (:
jplumbob 4
oh my god bmasencamp you got number one. do you want a cookie??
Horde 8
You got what you asked for, so ydi :]
llcooljoey 0
I guess he was. *puts on shades*. love sick
Averizzle 0
Lol omg 50 you are so funny I haven't heard that line in forever. You win for blatant originality.
RedPillSucks 33
You forgot the "YYYEEEAAAAHHHHHHH!"
delicious_nom_no 0
19—agreed
luvpav 0
aawwww how cute. if my boyfriend did tht I would totally ask him to marry me.
ScooterScott 0
Yes 50, YES!
zezjo 3
I am gay
ThatsJustMii 0
50 only cane( the dude with herashio as his pic) can do that.. u fail 4 copying him
dinosauring 0
you're from the US, OP. you don't "fancy" anyone.
dudeitsdanny 10
OP is making the rest pf us look bad. Now I gotta get my girl sick and hug her to measure up =P
Krajjan 9
This is the price for chivalry, OP.
Thabb 0
Youre such a nice idiot. Anti flood should be removed.
Alpha35 4
the things that guys do to be sweet to a girl.... end up being a test of will power!
zach055 23
Maybe you two can puke together, at least that way you would have something to talk about.
CyclonePsycho 1
97: Antiflood should be removed? What, so you idiots can spam the crap out of the comments board? No thanks. Long live antiflood.
FaceMelterx2530 4
HAHAHAHAHAHA llcooljoey you just won bigtime
muffduff101 0
nice op Now u know she fancies u too atleast rite?
ItsFriedRice 0
Ask and thou shall receive.
kinukle 0
how sweet, now you can puke together in perfect harmony.
dabomblyktiktikk 0
19&50 win... 50,000 POINTS FOR GRYFYNDORRRR!!!!!!!!! :D
adins1997 0
ydi for using the word `fancy` in ur fml
MyScurvy 22
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Mirorbo 27
Fuhohoho!~ You asked for it, you deal with it!
lizzilla8297 2
ydi
krazykiya12095 0
awww thats cute, buht ydi she told yuuh so(:
blankettt 0
Yeah, I agree. OP, you can't really complain, you DID ask for it.
BlueTwist89 0
Lol, YDI. If someone is sick, you should keep your distance...
Quidikic 9
unless asking for a BJ, then you force them
binger_gitch 12
Well YDI because you knew she was sick & a possibility to be sick. but it was also sweet so it balances out.
JMWHS 0
well go you for making her feel better at least. but that's the price we pay to impress girls lol
clownman 0
true that!
WindsweptSky 5
Aw. At least you tried. Failed but tried. Maybe next time just give her a card... :)
WindsweptSky 5
BTW. #9 is right. A hug won't get you sick where you are puking. That is caused by a virus that is hand to mouth/mouth to mouth transferred.
cincin75 0
Sweet. I wish u kissed her.
hoopstar15 0
wait 50 was that a csi Miami reference???
lolpwnagelol 0
yes
JhasNeeh 7
This really isn't an FML. You chose to be gentlemanly and take the risk - now you're whining like a 4 year old. F HER L for being liked by someone without a backbone.
ChivalrousZombie 0
"she protested" is where you lost the FML and it became a YDI. If someone is feeling sick enough to say no, don't hug me? You probably should listen to them...
BelleElle_fml 5
Aww, but that's really sweet. I'm sure she was impressed. But, FYL cause now you're really sick too. :(
Good_old_Grim 8
WTF is she sick with? Bubonic-superAIDS? How can a hug transmit smth that totally ***** up your stomach?
tdkage 0
She smelled that bad? Haha, joking.