Today, I really had to pee so I took the only stall that was available in the bathroom: the handicapped stall. A girl in a wheelchair came in seconds later and cursed at me for taking her designated spot. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was using the bathroom at Costco when a janitor forced my door open so she could mop, then didn't bother to close it again. Apparently, the handicapped stall was too big for her to see me sitting in the corner, and I had to awkwardly squat-walk all the way to the door to close it. FML
Today, I was waiting in line to use the bathroom. I complained to the guy next to me about how long the lady was taking. I kept making jokes about it, but he never seemed to laugh. Finally, the door opened and out came a lady in a wheelchair. The guy next to me was her husband. FML
Today, I decided to use the disabled toilet in work to get a little extra privacy while I did my business. The cleaners who unlocked the door from the outside and barged in on me were nice and waited until I finished to apologize and explain there were complaints the door had been locked for days. FML
Today, I had to use the restroom while at work. I had the choice of the stall with a broken lock, or the stall with a huge crack in the partition wall. Not two minutes after I sat down, I noticed someone peeking in. FML
Today, as I was getting out of my car, an old and obese lady walked up to me and called me an "inconsiderate heartless bitch" for using the last handicap parking spot. I guess she didn't see my wheelchair. FML
Today, while in the restroom washing my hands, a girl decided to let one rip while in the stall. When she came out she gave me a dirty look of disgust and said, "At least wait until I leave." She and I were the only ones in the restroom. FML
Today, I was in a stall in a public restroom. Someone came in and started using one of the urinals. Somehow, before I knew it, I found I had just loudly whispered, "SOMEbody's taking a piiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiss." FML
Today, I was so desperate to pee that I used the only bathroom in the convenience store I was in, which was “Employees Only.” Well, the door got stuck and I had to get an employee to let me out. FML
Today, I went out to a nice restaurant for my friend's birthday. I went to the bathroom and heard the woman in the other stall crying. She couldn't pull her underwear up over her obese, old-lady ass because her arms don't reach that far anymore. I was the only one there. I had no choice. FML
Today, I was using the restroom when a little girl tried to open my stall. It was locked, so she slid under the door and tried to have a conversation with me while I was pooping. FML
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Top comments
lizz12345 0
I can understand her being upset if you're not handicapped. but he should just chill out if it was the only stall open what were you supposed to do?
Tiffanywashere 0
The handicapped chick needs to calm the hell down. It's not like she personally owns the stall. She's not royalty and being handicapped doesn't mean she is above waiting her turn like anyone else. What a bitch. You should have cussed her out back.
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ROFLBERRYPIE 0
Upper tank shot FTW!
christa953 12
haha the odds of this happening...
Siji 0
Im shoot teh puppy wit mah 50 cal >:D
ohSNAPyall 27
Makes me think of Jeff Goldblum in Jurassic Park.
dontgiveacrap 0
The "Handicapped" stall is not like a "Handicapped' parking space. Everyone can use it, it's just designed so it's easier for handicapped people to use. The handicapped chick was just being a bitch.
sundayporch 2
Exactly. I have no qualms using a handicapped stall; you don't need a permit to use it.
JokeMeister 0
There are new items available called locks. Heard of them? you can slap handicapped people too.
ohthebloodygore 16
9, they should have to wait like everyone else, but in this circumstance no. A person who isn't handicap can use the normal stall or the handicap stall. A person who is handicap can only use the handicap stall. If another handicap person was in the handicap stall, she'd have to wait and not complain. Seeing as how OP wasn't, I think it's highly unfair she has to wait seeing as how the stall was designed for people who are handicap.
ohthebloodygore 16
104, I understand where OP is coming from. OP had to pee badly and she shouldn't have cursed, but think about her. She's probably pissed because she has to pee, knowing that it'll take her a bit longer than a person who isn't handicapped to actually get on the seat. Then, some idiot who isn't handicapped is using her seat? I know I'd be pretty pissed. Wouldn't you?
ohthebloodygore 16
pee*
Mauskau 36
don't worry op, some places only have disabled toilets. best part is, there's stairs right next to some of them and no lift/elevator. designing fails. and why should they be able to go before you if you were there first and had to empty your bowels? if you don't go when you really need to go it can harm you. they might've taken a long time in there too, which would've sucked for you if everyone else took forever. some places only have two or one toilet. it sucks :p
Cinn_fml 23
'They might've taken a long time' because that's the thing with being disabled, they need the facilities in the disabled toilet to be able to go. The OP could've used any toilet without issues, and if she'd waited someone might've come out a moment or two later. For all we know, the disabled girl was just as desperate as the OP had been. Though I do think the girl over reacted by cursing her.
sundayporch 2
If you had bothered reading the post, the handicapped toilet was the only one available when the OP got in there.
Cinn_fml 23
I had read the post. I took it to mean that the disabled toilet was the only one unoccupied. Maybe it was the only one in use due to maintenence or cleaning. But I took it to mean that there were at least two or three stalls, that happened to have people in them, and because the OP was desperate she took the unoccupied one. Which, if it only happens every once in a while (due to desperation) then it's not too bad, but my point was speaking generally of how the scenario could have played. When the OP went into the disabled stall, someone might have just come out of one of the others, which meant that if the OP had waited a couple of moments both she and the disabled girl could have gone, whereas the disabled girl couldn't have gone to use that one.
sundayporch 2
You seem to be under the impression that handicapped stalls are specifically reserved for handicapped people and are not to be used unless you are handicapped. Handicapped stalls are not like parking spots, where you need a permit to use them, etc. If the only stall that is available is the handicapped one, I am well within my rights to use it and I do not have to wait to see if a handicapped person shows up and wants to use it. Being handicapped does not entitle you to jump lines. You wait, just like everyone else. If you have an issue which requires immediate use of the stall, then ask the people in front of you if they wouldn't mind waiting for a regular stall to become available. It sucks that there is usually only one handicapped stall in washrooms, but look at it this way: if it were a single-toilet washroom, would you expect somebody to wait to see if you show up, wanting to use the washroom? No, probably not, but the exact same same logic applies.
Cinn_fml 23
Well, maybe it's because I'm used to seeing the symbol on the stalls, and therefore have assosiated it with the same kind of meaning as the male/female signs on the other doors. But, and as I've stated in post #235, I do think that anyone who is disabled has priority for that cubicle. A single toilet washroom is a different issue, as that means that it's for everyone's use, and not marked for anyone specifically. In the same way, if there's only two (one of which is disabled) I can understand people treating them equally. It's when you get more normal cubicles than that, as it means that the odds are that a 'normal' person would have to wait less long (they've got three or more available toilets) than a disabled person as they can only use the one.