Today, I realized why my sister refuses to let me clean her side of the room. She's secretly been trying to revive dead ants. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I woke up to the sight of a dead fly on my bedside table, being eaten by a swarm of ants. I screamed so bad that my dad said he thought my sister was being murdered in my room. FML
Today, I sprayed down some ants in my house. In the sea of ant corpses was a single living ant seemingly cradling a dead one in its arms. I'm convinced I just became the villain in an epic tragedy. Now I have to live with my ant problem because I can't bear to tear another family apart. FML
Today, I tried to motivate my 9-year-old sister to clean her room. She said she'd only agree if she could kill me. Thinking she was just kidding around, and not a total psychopath, I said sure. She ran to her room shouting, "Yes! I'm gonna use the big knife!" She's still cleaning now. FML
Today, I learned that the "nasty smell" in my room, which I cannot detect, does not exist. It was just my stepmother trying to make me go insane deep-cleaning my room for her personal amusement. FML
Today, when I got back to my dorm, I found a trail of ants trying to shove a dead roach into a power outlet. The front desk insists that there is no pest problem. FML
Today, I found out that my new roommate likes to put candy on the floor, let ants crawl all over it, and eats it. Ants and all. FML
Today, I finally found out why my fish were dying in their tank. My younger sister had been spraying detergent in there because she wanted "to make the fish smell like lemons". FML
Today, my daughter left a plate of food in her room for two hours. When I yelled at her about ants, her response was, "But I thought it took DAYS for ants to show up!" I raised this dumbass. FML
Today, I found thousands of ants in a secret nest in an unused corner of my apartment. They were feeding on the baking mix I forgot in a box from moving in two months ago, and the queen has been laying her eggs on my wireless router. FML
Today, I found my sister licking all of the silverware and putting it back in the drawer. FML
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peachesncreem 21
And how does she think she's going to achieve that?
sisterjameela 7
How was she trying to revive them? Was there a mini ER or an ant hospital? I cant wrap my mind around this.
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Comments (126)
slayer8245 4
She can do it, she has the technology.
Enslaved 38
What did the Pink Panther say when he stepped on an ant? "Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, da, da, dead ant." **Sorry! I had a Kindergarten joke flashback! I'm sure others remember this old joke.
skyeyez9 25
I completely forgot about that joke until I read this blast from the past.
GothicAngel17 24
I used to do that, I made a little tray full of sand for my 'ant grave yard' and buried green ants in it. Once one mustn't have been dead and scared the bejeebus out of me because I thought I'd actually created a zombie ant xD
LittleGreenPaola 23
If she's "secretely" trying to do that, how did you discovered it? Anyway, everyone here keep saying that's disturbing/weird/creepy, but i think OP's sister must be a kid, and kids do this kind of stuff. Clearly, if she's an adult, well...yes, it's creepy. How old is she?
GothicAngel17 24
I dearly hope English isn't your first language.
stary1722 6
Franken-ant? An army of undead ants.... Now that is scary....
perdix 31
She can't be wishy-washy in her quest to revive dead ants because nothing will happen. However, she can bring them back to life if she's Adam Ant about it. Antmusic, oy, oy, oy, oy!
realeah 4
She ant playing around with these ants. It's real necromant-cy. If she succeeds she may take over the world with her banttallion of tiny G.I. ants. World dominantion!!!
TheDrudgeChild 4
I was hoping someone would make an Adam Ant reference sooner or later. Brilliant.
challan 19
She might be working for the Umbrella Corporation.
123man 11
One does not simply realize that a roommate is trying to revive deceased insects. There must have been communication of some sort taking place.
ebonyirony 29
19- it is real.
ebonyirony 29
45- press B during evolution; it cancels the whole process.