Today, I realized that when my boyfriend said, "I'll love you forever" what he really meant was, "I'll love you until I meet your significantly more attractive sister." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out my boyfriend is only with me because he's in love with my sister, who turned him down repeatedly, and I'm the closest he can now get. FML
Today, I asked my sister what she thought of my boyfriend. She said, "He's nice. Deserves better than you, really." FML
Today, I went over to my boyfriend's house. After asking him what was wrong due to his weird attitude, he responded with, "This isn't working; I'm in love with my sister." FML
Today, I met a guy who said he thinks he's in love with my sister. As a joke, I told him that my sister cheats on everyone. I get home to find my sister crying, because some 'person' told her boyfriend that she's cheating on him. FML
Today, I found out that the person I love, who is also a friend, is now in a relationship with my sister. FML
Today, my boyfriend left me for his sister. No, not my sister. His sister. FML
Today, my boyfriend wrote me a long poem that ended with, "Please don't get another mister / I regret I screwed your sister". FML
Today, my girlfriend met my brother who, despite being 10 years older, is taller, smarter, slimmer, richer, more handsome, and just objectively better in every way. He always has been. An hour ago, she broke up with me. Meeting my brother convinced her she'd settled for me and could do better with almost anyone else. FML
Today, I told the man I'm sleeping with that I thought my sister was prettier than me. His response : "Not significantly." FML
Today, my younger sister stopped talking to me. I got engaged to my boyfriend of 4 years and apparently, she's been in love with him since she met him. Through me. She's 12. FML
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Top comments
nmillamane 0
sucks. find his brother haha.
tencentsakiss 19
wow. just wow. I'm glad I don't have a sister.
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Comments (256)
BrownSugar_fml 5
Threesome?
iRyan 0
good idea!! but the ugly one has to wear a brown bag?
BrownSugar_fml 5
White donut bag!
awhsum 0
oh wow that's messed up.
betrue_fml 0
awch!!!
nmillamane 0
sucks. find his brother haha.
NuMuzik 0
can't blame the guy
betrue_fml 0
and this is why i am a lesbian lolz jke
damador 0
Solution: Shank her. Stab him. Throw vinegar on their wounds. FINISHING TOUCH: tell him (while kicking his ball) that you faked it. :)
ice_rose88 0
Classic!
lololol247 0
That's pretty disturbing... **** remind me not to piss you off .
tencentsakiss 19
he only had one ball left I guess?
HazelBunny 0
good solution L=< don't forget to tie him, strip him, and put his picture on web x)
Mortanious 0
Do you mean in the spirit of the World Cup that she kick his ball, signed by the entire Brazil team, over and over to spite him? ;)
unmadebed 0
haha ouch.My sister is super attractive but the guys and gals I date like me enough that they aren't bewitched by her good looks.
DAN7IEL 2
u didn't know!?! I thought everyone knew that's what it really mesnt
Paris_LovezYhu 0
well that's not a very good sister Is it
Chanti_fml 26
Read the post again. She says nothing about her sister wanting him also. Just that he wants her.