Today, our Dungeons & Dragons group has imploded. A member kept making inappropriate passes at me, even though he knows I’m married. Now my husband has been threatening to “wring his skinny little neck like a chicken” if he ever sees him again, and now the other members are calling my man a bully. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my husband threw an epic tantrum about how “men are allowed to have female friends”, smashed stuff in the living room, for him to storm out and slam the door, making the house tremble. All I did was tell him that his friendship with his secretary made me uncomfortable. FML
Today, I'd set aside a weekend to play Dungeons & Dragons. One of our players suddenly had trouble with his wife and brought his toddler over. The kid would not stop crying, getting into places he shouldn't be, and loudly shitting his diaper every 15 minutes. I had to eject the player from the game. This is why I don't want kids. FML
Today, my best friend of a decade ended our friendship, all because I wouldn't kick someone from our Dungeons and Dragons table that he disliked. FML
Today, my husband and I got into a fight about his pervert friend who regularly shows blatant disrespect for our marriage, including sending me inappropriate texts. Apparently this friend should have my full trust, and apparently I am the one with the issue for not excusing his bad behavior. FML
Today, my husband threw a bitch-fit and made passive aggressive remarks throughout the entire day. What did I do? Call him out on commenting an eggplant, peach, and winky face emoji under a female friend’s picture. He deactivated all social media accounts and shouted, “Are you happy now? I can’t talk to anyone now!” FML
Today, I had to warn the decorator we hired to stop being inappropriate with my wife or I’d fire his ass. Turns out not only is he gay, like super gay with his husband on Facebook, he’s also my wife’s old college buddy. He started crying on our sofa and my wife hit me with her handbag. FML
Today, I found out my husband is still friends with someone who talks a lot of crap about me. FML
Today, my plan to punish my husband by leaving him for a week completely failed. When I got home from the hotel, he had his buddies over happily watching football, but his face fell when I walked in, like I’d ruined his day by coming home. I don’t think my marriage can be saved at this point. FML
Today, I told my dad that I was going to sleep over my friend's house this weekend with a few other guys to play Dungeons and Dragons. He responded with, "Oh, back in my day, me and my pals used to pick on the kids who played Dungeons and Dragons." FML
Today, I was at work with my boyfriend. I was being playful and recounting something that had happened in my D&D session the night before. I imitated the roar from the dragon that the DM had done, and midway though, the postman walked in with a delivery. He walked back out without a word. FML
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Billsonhamsen 17
It is strange that there are some places we allow rampant sexual harassment. High school is the worse and Hollywood/the filming industry in general is the second. Call this what it is. This guy is sexually harassing you and your husband stood up for you.
wiccaantje 21
Do you really want to stay in a group that had no issue with the repeatedly unwanted passess, but that is threatening to fall apart because your husband had enough? Like, you do understand that if this guy ever goes beyond "inappropriate passes" (not saying that he would), that they'll blame you? They're currently showing you that.
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MidnaLink 35
Simple. Kick him the **** out!
wiccaantje 21
Do you really want to stay in a group that had no issue with the repeatedly unwanted passess, but that is threatening to fall apart because your husband had enough? Like, you do understand that if this guy ever goes beyond "inappropriate passes" (not saying that he would), that they'll blame you? They're currently showing you that.
xaddrus 17
no but finding a DnD group is hard enough tbh
ODBeefalo 10
while I think it is a bad mindset this is the way most people think in this kind of toxic situation. "it's horrible, but I can't do better so I should suck it up.". DnD groups are hard to find in alot of places, but it isn't impossible and would be better long term IMO if the group won't handle the issue.
Billsonhamsen 17
It is strange that there are some places we allow rampant sexual harassment. High school is the worse and Hollywood/the filming industry in general is the second. Call this what it is. This guy is sexually harassing you and your husband stood up for you.
maverick83 15
Your husband’s right. Unwanted advances are never okay, whether you’re married or not. If you told the guy you’re not interested and asked him to stop, and he persisted, he’s the bully. Not to mention a total scumbag.
Hangryko 32
If the group won't kick your harasser out and puts up with him, you and your husband should leave and cut ties with everyone. They all sound toxic.
RichardPencil 32
Oops, wrong dungeon. Can you point me to the one with the sex chairs? Thanks, much!