Darling_Cherry
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I realized that the only male that has ever been in bed with me has been my cat. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
catlady
United States
Today, my cat was in the bathroom when I was undressing to get into the shower. I realized that he was the only male to have seen me naked in the past two months. Then he started scratching the door for me to let him out. FML
Anonymous
Good boy, best boy
Today, I realised that I have a better relationship with my cat than I do with my boyfriend. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I realized the closest thing I've had to an intimate relationship with a female is the one I have with my cat. Even then, she ignores me. FML
LaurahLunatic
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I realized that my cat has been laid more times than me. FML
patronuscat?
Meow!
Today, I woke up in a guy's bed to one of his cats licking my nipples. FML
crazycatlady
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
United States
Never enough
Today, I realized the number of cats I currently have is higher than the number of guys I've ever dated. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, I was making out with my girlfriend in my room. About two minutes into it, my cat walks in and jumps on the bed with us. Without hesitation, my girlfriend tells me to stop, rolls over, and starts petting my cat. FML
meow
United States
Today, my boyfriend informed me that sharing a bed with me was like sleeping with a seizing cat. FML
Anonymous
Green Bay, United States
Today, I came home and saw my cat all snuggled up with another cat on the sofa. I thought it was the cutest thing ever, until I remembered that I only have one cat. FML
Drafrica
South Africa 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend in the missionary position. Once again, our cat decided to crawl onto his back and stare at me. FML
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devendra_fml 0
your name is quite appropriate, in that case.
PhillyFox 0
This kind of depends on how old you are. If you're like 50 and you still haven't gotten laid even though you want to, then yeah, FYL. If you're 17, then the world isn't going to end if you don't have sex tomorrow.
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Comments (153)
Untimed 1
ouch
leadrunner751 3
seriously? this isn't FML it is an act if god. cats rock
lpwTJtilli 6
i hope you are 17 or under
drybutta224 0
thats a shame u must be fat
grampa_pubes666 0
you must be ugly
simawesome_FYL 0
let me guess ... you are 12 ?
TheWhiteWolf 0
Green Pace can help you with you problem SAVE THE WALES
corme_fml 0
FML for the cat :P
Lisa89 3
I don't know your age. If your still a teenager then this isn't an FML. Seriously.
zp123 0
exactly, I'm almost 15 and I haven't had a girlfriend yet and I'm not complaining. Just a shoutout to all you lonely people wasting your time on this website posting FMLs like "It's Saturday and I'm siting home....". Don't just stand there, do something. Anyways for the OP, how old are you? :p Can I have your #?!
ayame_jbomb_2727 0
yeah i'm like 18 never had a boyfriend, don't care bout that, just worried that bad childhood memories will prevent me from ever having a boyfriend, or ever being able to let anyone in bed with me. Face it if your young it means your just setting yourself up to be a **** by complaining that you've never been in bed with any1, who gives a flying rats ass. You really want some dude in bed with you give up your picky pretenses go to the bar in a slutty outfit that flatters your body and flirt like mad, you should be able to pick up at least one guy that ways, believe me the only part of those thing i do is go to the bar, and I have a few guys trying to get in bed with me every time I go to the bar (why don't ask me, I've had to ditch guys on the dance floor, and I don't normally even let them buy me drinks), none of them do though cause I won't let em, I'm not that type of girl and I live with my parents.
itspimpz 0
@11 how do u kno god isn't playing a sick prank "I'll make her ugly and if she doesn't sin by tommorow muhahahaha bye bye earth" and 50 year olds log on to fml?? eewww old people text "wimo? = where is my automobile?"