Darling_Cherry
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I realized that the only male that has ever been in bed with me has been my cat. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
catlady
United States
Today, my cat was in the bathroom when I was undressing to get into the shower. I realized that he was the only male to have seen me naked in the past two months. Then he started scratching the door for me to let him out. FML
Anonymous
Good boy, best boy
Today, I realised that I have a better relationship with my cat than I do with my boyfriend. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I realized the closest thing I've had to an intimate relationship with a female is the one I have with my cat. Even then, she ignores me. FML
LaurahLunatic
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I realized that my cat has been laid more times than me. FML
patronuscat?
Meow!
Today, I woke up in a guy's bed to one of his cats licking my nipples. FML
crazycatlady
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
United States
Never enough
Today, I realized the number of cats I currently have is higher than the number of guys I've ever dated. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, I was making out with my girlfriend in my room. About two minutes into it, my cat walks in and jumps on the bed with us. Without hesitation, my girlfriend tells me to stop, rolls over, and starts petting my cat. FML
meow
United States
Today, my boyfriend informed me that sharing a bed with me was like sleeping with a seizing cat. FML
Anonymous
Green Bay, United States
Today, I came home and saw my cat all snuggled up with another cat on the sofa. I thought it was the cutest thing ever, until I remembered that I only have one cat. FML
Drafrica
South Africa 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend in the missionary position. Once again, our cat decided to crawl onto his back and stare at me. FML
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devendra_fml 0
your name is quite appropriate, in that case.
PhillyFox 0
This kind of depends on how old you are. If you're like 50 and you still haven't gotten laid even though you want to, then yeah, FYL. If you're 17, then the world isn't going to end if you don't have sex tomorrow.
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Comments (153)
corme_fml 0
Cause it must be terribly hard to find a guy to get into bed with you... YDI
boatkicker 5
Sometimes it is.
DeathStar_fml 0
if ur a grown women then thats just sad
jpest17 5
consider not having males in your bed as a good thing. ^.^
jpest17 5
sleeping aroud does make u a *****, caz that's the definition of a *****.
neko_ceko 3
No it's ain't ***** = sleeping arround FOR money/goods
corme_fml 0
1: prostitute 2: any woman who engages in promiscuous sexual intercourse
blackaut 0
The only sad thing about this is that the cat has no choice but to live with your depressed attitude. You can call livelinks or order a male escort.. the cat isn't smart enough to figure out a way to hang himself knowing the rest of his life will be you petting him and complaining that you'll never meet a man... F your Cats life.. Today, I had to listen to my owner complain about not having a man in her life while she rubbed me hard and fast while holding me down, I'm a cat... FML
Boygenius50 8
PERDIX WINS AGAIN!!!!!
bibbit 0
same here
lee96 0
seriously get a man don't just lay there with your cat go find someone
Andrewl_FML 0
You should kill your cat.
lee96 0
lol Andrew that will be fckin funny