Love, NSFW and Animals: Today, I realized that the only male that has ever been in bed...

Darling_Cherry 2 January 2010, 21:22 United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, I realized that the only male that has ever been in bed with me has been my cat. FML

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Fall

Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

Same thing different taste

catlady 1 March 2009, 20:36 United States

Today, my cat was in the bathroom when I was undressing to get into the shower. I realized that he was the only male to have seen me naked in the past two months. Then he started scratching the door for me to let him out. FML

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Anonymous 20 July 2020, 14:01

Good boy, best boy

Today, I realised that I have a better relationship with my cat than I do with my boyfriend. FML

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Anonymous 29 January 2012, 19:55 United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, I realized the closest thing I've had to an intimate relationship with a female is the one I have with my cat. Even then, she ignores me. FML

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LaurahLunatic 5 September 2009, 06:31 United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, I realized that my cat has been laid more times than me. FML

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patronuscat? 5 October 2017, 01:30

Meow!

Today, I woke up in a guy's bed to one of his cats licking my nipples. FML

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crazycatlady This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff United States

Never enough

Today, I realized the number of cats I currently have is higher than the number of guys I've ever dated. FML

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Anonymous 16 December 2009, 20:53 United Kingdom

Today, I was making out with my girlfriend in my room. About two minutes into it, my cat walks in and jumps on the bed with us. Without hesitation, my girlfriend tells me to stop, rolls over, and starts petting my cat. FML

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meow 14 January 2010, 04:27 United States

Today, my boyfriend informed me that sharing a bed with me was like sleeping with a seizing cat. FML

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Anonymous 29 June 2014, 00:09 Green Bay, United States

Today, I came home and saw my cat all snuggled up with another cat on the sofa. I thought it was the cutest thing ever, until I remembered that I only have one cat. FML

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Drafrica 13 October 2014, 10:20 South Africa 🌶️ Spicy

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend in the missionary position. Once again, our cat decided to crawl onto his back and stare at me. FML

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devendra_fml 0

3 January 2010, 00:00

your name is quite appropriate, in that case.

PhillyFox 0

3 January 2010, 00:09

This kind of depends on how old you are. If you're like 50 and you still haven't gotten laid even though you want to, then yeah, FYL. If you're 17, then the world isn't going to end if you don't have sex tomorrow.