Darling_Cherry
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I realized that the only male that has ever been in bed with me has been my cat. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
catlady
United States
Today, my cat was in the bathroom when I was undressing to get into the shower. I realized that he was the only male to have seen me naked in the past two months. Then he started scratching the door for me to let him out. FML
Anonymous
Good boy, best boy
Today, I realised that I have a better relationship with my cat than I do with my boyfriend. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I realized the closest thing I've had to an intimate relationship with a female is the one I have with my cat. Even then, she ignores me. FML
LaurahLunatic
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I realized that my cat has been laid more times than me. FML
patronuscat?
Meow!
Today, I woke up in a guy's bed to one of his cats licking my nipples. FML
crazycatlady
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
United States
Never enough
Today, I realized the number of cats I currently have is higher than the number of guys I've ever dated. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, I was making out with my girlfriend in my room. About two minutes into it, my cat walks in and jumps on the bed with us. Without hesitation, my girlfriend tells me to stop, rolls over, and starts petting my cat. FML
meow
United States
Today, my boyfriend informed me that sharing a bed with me was like sleeping with a seizing cat. FML
Anonymous
Green Bay, United States
Today, I came home and saw my cat all snuggled up with another cat on the sofa. I thought it was the cutest thing ever, until I remembered that I only have one cat. FML
Drafrica
South Africa 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend in the missionary position. Once again, our cat decided to crawl onto his back and stare at me. FML
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devendra_fml 0
your name is quite appropriate, in that case.
PhillyFox 0
This kind of depends on how old you are. If you're like 50 and you still haven't gotten laid even though you want to, then yeah, FYL. If you're 17, then the world isn't going to end if you don't have sex tomorrow.
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Comments (153)
LilwayneisaG 0
pussy
jayneroadkill 0
At least you have a cat! My cat died from his liver shutting down two days ago. I would give anything to have my cat Billy here to sleep in my bed tonight!
dasauto 0
at least you have a bed! i wish i had a bed to sleep in my cat tonight. *sigh*...
Jizzylol 0
at least you're able to sleep, i have this terrible case of insomnia and cannot hope to get a restful night's sleep!
jayneroadkill 0
...Well played, good sir.
badgirl842 0
lolz! XD
ridikulous 0
ya 98, that was sick. the rest of u did good too
Tahsis 4
Complain that you haven't met the right person, as I'm sure you could get sex from lots of people if you felt like it.
tAlk_NERdy_tO_ME 0
i modded this(: im sorry hun, maybe you might wana try E-Harmony?
xgymchickx23 0
well it's technicaly a pussy cat. so i don't know if that counts. :] good try though. I thinkbits cute your waitin for the right guy
Person1233 13
Today, I realized I am not a *****. FML?
bitched 0
then do somthin aboot it
turboless 0
let's change that! hit me up and I'll make sure u won't have that prob anymore
ayame_jbomb_2727 0
People aren't saying that having sex makes you a *****, but having sex with a random guy you just met makes a person a *****/****
cdawg4444 0
why'd u sleep with a cat?