Today, I realized that sex with my husband has gotten so boring that I'd rather fake an orgasm than let him continue. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, the quality of my sex life reached a new low. I faked my orgasm. And so did he. FML
Today, I realized just how much my bad sex life has started affecting me, when after not being able to climax from masturbating, I instinctively faked an orgasm. FML
Today, I tried faking an orgasm for the first time, because I thought it would be sexy for my boyfriend. He stopped to ask me if I was okay. I guess I'm not good at faking it. FML
Today, I decided to fake it when my husband and I were making love. Afterwards, he told me that he could tell my head was "really in the game" and felt a stronger connection with me now and was glad I opened up and "let go" with him. FML
Today, I realized how amazing I've become at faking orgasms: I made up everything from the noises of my juices to pure, blissful climax over the phone to my husband. He came; I finished putting laundry away. FML
Today, my husband's version of roleplaying was pretending that he actually wanted to have sex with me. FML
Today, I let my boyfriend finger me for the first time. Today, I also learned, after fifteen very, very long minutes of it, how to fake an orgasm. FML
Today, I found out my parents still enjoy sex in their 60s, whereas my wife put an end to our sex life because she was tired of faking her orgasms. I had no idea she was faking, I thought our sex life was good, if she’d have told me I’d have done something about it. FML
Today, after confronting my husband about lack of intimacy in our marriage, I found him playing with himself. His response to my shock was, "This is less work and less involving." FML
Today, I was having sex with my wife, when she fell asleep. She then woke up and started moaning, clearly faking an orgasm. FML
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Top comments
DocBastard 40
Yes, because having unsatisfactory sex is ALWAYS better than communicating with your spouse. You seriously need to re-evaluate your priorities.
Andrew123123 9
Experiment a bit ;)
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Comments (136)
vic55jets 13
Maybe it's your fault too? Ever thought about that?
Enslaved 38
When you've married for a while, it's sometimes easy to get into a rut. You're only cheating yourself out of having great sex with your spouse if you fake it. It all starts with the mind. And perhaps a trip to the adult book store. (: They have lots of things that are female friendly.
happyp 4
time for something more interesting then. role play, bdsm or a three legged donkey.
AznSamoan52 10
Shouldn't you tell your husband to spice it up a bit? Try new things?
Mr_Mole 24
So you make him think he's doing a good job and what he's doing is working? How do you expect things to get better? Have you ever thought of taking charge and spicing things up yourself? I guess not cos that would take intelligence.
lilhellian 27
You're never to old for toys. Even hentai can help.. Just don't end up on facebook with it..
Mr_Mole 24
Hentai? She wants sex to become more fun, not strange and creepy.
lilhellian 27
It isn't wierd and creepy
sicksadworld1317 30
To some people, strange and creepy is more fun. To each their own :)
charvisioku 22
To be fair, most hentai does tend to be pretty creepy since a lot of it's based on rape fantasies and there's a scary amount of tentacles. The fact tentacles are even involved should tell you everything you need to know about it really.
lyflycat9297 4
A big sign that your husband needs to step up his game!
SillyGirl4602 23
He will never know he needs to step up his game if his wife doesn't communicate with him.
hazardmuffin 21
Well then it sounds like you need to do something about it. Don't fake it, that'll only exacerbate the problem. If you're not liking the sex, SAY SOMETHING ABOUT IT. I've always been very open with my partner when what he's/we're doing just isn't working for me, and you know what? We have FANTASTIC sex. Your guy should be more than happy to help figure out what makes you feel good.
sammyjanette 17
That's when sex starts becoming a chore, and you're telling your partner that you have a headache to get out of it. Communicate more.
SadGirl18 16
Try something else. :) Be creative!