Today, I realized that sex with my husband has gotten so boring that I'd rather fake an orgasm than let him continue. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, the quality of my sex life reached a new low. I faked my orgasm. And so did he. FML
Today, I realized just how much my bad sex life has started affecting me, when after not being able to climax from masturbating, I instinctively faked an orgasm. FML
Today, I tried faking an orgasm for the first time, because I thought it would be sexy for my boyfriend. He stopped to ask me if I was okay. I guess I'm not good at faking it. FML
Today, I decided to fake it when my husband and I were making love. Afterwards, he told me that he could tell my head was "really in the game" and felt a stronger connection with me now and was glad I opened up and "let go" with him. FML
Today, I realized how amazing I've become at faking orgasms: I made up everything from the noises of my juices to pure, blissful climax over the phone to my husband. He came; I finished putting laundry away. FML
Today, my husband's version of roleplaying was pretending that he actually wanted to have sex with me. FML
Today, I let my boyfriend finger me for the first time. Today, I also learned, after fifteen very, very long minutes of it, how to fake an orgasm. FML
Today, I found out my parents still enjoy sex in their 60s, whereas my wife put an end to our sex life because she was tired of faking her orgasms. I had no idea she was faking, I thought our sex life was good, if she’d have told me I’d have done something about it. FML
Today, after confronting my husband about lack of intimacy in our marriage, I found him playing with himself. His response to my shock was, "This is less work and less involving." FML
Today, I was having sex with my wife, when she fell asleep. She then woke up and started moaning, clearly faking an orgasm. FML
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Top comments
DocBastard 40
Yes, because having unsatisfactory sex is ALWAYS better than communicating with your spouse. You seriously need to re-evaluate your priorities.
Andrew123123 9
Experiment a bit ;)
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Comments (136)
Fooey_214 12
That's what you get for bein with him
CrazyManNo9 29
I'm not going to stop just because you think you came. I don't care that much. Or, at all for that matter.
douchebag232 2
Either hes got a small "masterpiece" or you both need to talk it out and figure out why your sex life isnt satisfactory
cloud175 6
Try to spice things up. But please, whatever you do, don't cheat on him.
od4ev 13
He probably feels the same way.
IndridWarm 23
YDI. How about telling him instead, and figuring out something that you'll like with him?
charvisioku 22
What kind of a shitty marriage are you in if you can't even tell your husband that sex is getting boring and you need to experiment a bit and try something new? People who fake orgasms baffle me - why bother? Derp.
tralala453 22
So tell him you're not satisfied maybe?
hateevryone 15
Try something new. Spice it up.
tinysocks 11
Do something new, Tons o' Fun, it takes two to bore a bedroom...