Today, I realized that sex with my husband has gotten so boring that I'd rather fake an orgasm than let him continue. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, the quality of my sex life reached a new low. I faked my orgasm. And so did he. FML
Today, I realized just how much my bad sex life has started affecting me, when after not being able to climax from masturbating, I instinctively faked an orgasm. FML
Today, I tried faking an orgasm for the first time, because I thought it would be sexy for my boyfriend. He stopped to ask me if I was okay. I guess I'm not good at faking it. FML
Today, I decided to fake it when my husband and I were making love. Afterwards, he told me that he could tell my head was "really in the game" and felt a stronger connection with me now and was glad I opened up and "let go" with him. FML
Today, I realized how amazing I've become at faking orgasms: I made up everything from the noises of my juices to pure, blissful climax over the phone to my husband. He came; I finished putting laundry away. FML
Today, my husband's version of roleplaying was pretending that he actually wanted to have sex with me. FML
Today, I let my boyfriend finger me for the first time. Today, I also learned, after fifteen very, very long minutes of it, how to fake an orgasm. FML
Today, I found out my parents still enjoy sex in their 60s, whereas my wife put an end to our sex life because she was tired of faking her orgasms. I had no idea she was faking, I thought our sex life was good, if she’d have told me I’d have done something about it. FML
Today, after confronting my husband about lack of intimacy in our marriage, I found him playing with himself. His response to my shock was, "This is less work and less involving." FML
Today, I was having sex with my wife, when she fell asleep. She then woke up and started moaning, clearly faking an orgasm. FML
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Top comments
DocBastard 40
Yes, because having unsatisfactory sex is ALWAYS better than communicating with your spouse. You seriously need to re-evaluate your priorities.
Andrew123123 9
Experiment a bit ;)
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Comments (136)
heyuguy 1
either tell him that sex sucks or find a good vibrator! :)
leahmae88 7
So maybe you should take control and try something new, instead of complaining on the Internet. Boring sex is a two way street, partially your fault.
xgetxbentx 13
Ydi for not talking to your husband and suggesting that you guys try to make things more interesting. An unhealthy sex life is horrible for a marriage, so is bad communication.
MsMourningStar 22
You deserve that, if you can't keep your sex life exciting then it's your fault. Especially I this day it's really not hard at all.
joejoejoey 4
Need some help? I can fly out anytime and visit!
osm1989_fml 6
I wonder how many husbands are now wondering if their wives wrote this.
xmaximusx 12
Yet another woman who puts in no effort whatsoever and then has the nerve to complain about it haha sucks to be you!
klovemachine 24
Lol 101 :D
SillyGirl4602 23
You want your sex life to be more exciting op? Do something about it! Communicate with your husband. Try to spice things up. If you don't talk to him about it and try to make it more exciting then you deserve a boring sex life. F your husbands life.
LuckyLynx7732 5
COMMUNICATION! Seriously, why is this concept so hard to grasp?
Krystal3408 32
Totally agree with you
mosquito19 14
are you utilizing all your holes?