Today, I realized that sex with my husband has gotten so boring that I'd rather fake an orgasm than let him continue. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, the quality of my sex life reached a new low. I faked my orgasm. And so did he. FML
Today, I realized just how much my bad sex life has started affecting me, when after not being able to climax from masturbating, I instinctively faked an orgasm. FML
Today, I tried faking an orgasm for the first time, because I thought it would be sexy for my boyfriend. He stopped to ask me if I was okay. I guess I'm not good at faking it. FML
Today, I decided to fake it when my husband and I were making love. Afterwards, he told me that he could tell my head was "really in the game" and felt a stronger connection with me now and was glad I opened up and "let go" with him. FML
Today, I realized how amazing I've become at faking orgasms: I made up everything from the noises of my juices to pure, blissful climax over the phone to my husband. He came; I finished putting laundry away. FML
Today, my husband's version of roleplaying was pretending that he actually wanted to have sex with me. FML
Today, I let my boyfriend finger me for the first time. Today, I also learned, after fifteen very, very long minutes of it, how to fake an orgasm. FML
Today, I found out my parents still enjoy sex in their 60s, whereas my wife put an end to our sex life because she was tired of faking her orgasms. I had no idea she was faking, I thought our sex life was good, if she’d have told me I’d have done something about it. FML
Today, after confronting my husband about lack of intimacy in our marriage, I found him playing with himself. His response to my shock was, "This is less work and less involving." FML
Today, I was having sex with my wife, when she fell asleep. She then woke up and started moaning, clearly faking an orgasm. FML
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Top comments
DocBastard 40
Yes, because having unsatisfactory sex is ALWAYS better than communicating with your spouse. You seriously need to re-evaluate your priorities.
Andrew123123 9
Experiment a bit ;)
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Comments (136)
deloria_fml 22
Chances are, he's unhappy and bored too. Why couples don't talk about these things, I will never understand. Communication is key to having really amazing sex and if you refuse to talk about it because you think it would be awkward, you frankly deserve to be unsatisfied and possibly alone. You're clearly no longer invested in the relationship for it to have gotten to this point.
Migole 36
Exactly!! Whenever I read a fml story of this kind I'm like "what the ****? are you stupid? Why don't you friggin TALK to him/her??" :/ I always wonder how it even got so far... I can imagine it's not the funniest for the significant other either for her to just lie there and fake moan a bit. He doesn't know shit? Well, teach him! Experiment! I just don't get how someone can say they have ever had a good sex life when there is no communication :/ It just gets more and more frustrating as time goes on and imagine the surprise when you suddenly start giving him directions and he's like "I tried to make you happy and worked hard and you didn't even like it? Da ****? Why didn't you tell me sooner?" It might be a surprise for you, op, but most men enjoy making their girl happy in bed even if it usually takes a long time compared to his ******. You're just selfish and whiny in my opinion... That poor husband of yours. Girls like you go beyond my understanding....
SanaSazi 32
Selfish!
fudgeimout 2
Fake it till you make it was what my grandpa always told me, I think it's applicable in this situation.
upsidedownn 8
Try something new...you don't necessarily have to tell him he isn't satisfying you, just take control and do things your way. It's very unlikely for him to not enjoy it.
TheyCallMeDamien 18
You get out of sex what you put into it.
panda_lou 11
You need counseling, and fast!
yousuck44 11
Try some role play op. it always spice things up or try public sex that helps to.
kayaker83 4
I agree talk to him :)
786annie 4
Show him how it's done :)
marxistbkly 3
Honest communication is the key to great sex and a great relationship. A few years ago I hadn't seen my wide for months. As soon as we got to the hotel we started having sex when all if a sudden age exclaimed, "not like that, I'm going to vomit!" We shared a good laugh followed by a great ****.