Today, I realized that sex with my husband has gotten so boring that I'd rather fake an orgasm than let him continue. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, the quality of my sex life reached a new low. I faked my orgasm. And so did he. FML
Today, I realized just how much my bad sex life has started affecting me, when after not being able to climax from masturbating, I instinctively faked an orgasm. FML
Today, I tried faking an orgasm for the first time, because I thought it would be sexy for my boyfriend. He stopped to ask me if I was okay. I guess I'm not good at faking it. FML
Today, I decided to fake it when my husband and I were making love. Afterwards, he told me that he could tell my head was "really in the game" and felt a stronger connection with me now and was glad I opened up and "let go" with him. FML
Today, I realized how amazing I've become at faking orgasms: I made up everything from the noises of my juices to pure, blissful climax over the phone to my husband. He came; I finished putting laundry away. FML
Today, my husband's version of roleplaying was pretending that he actually wanted to have sex with me. FML
Today, I let my boyfriend finger me for the first time. Today, I also learned, after fifteen very, very long minutes of it, how to fake an orgasm. FML
Today, I found out my parents still enjoy sex in their 60s, whereas my wife put an end to our sex life because she was tired of faking her orgasms. I had no idea she was faking, I thought our sex life was good, if she’d have told me I’d have done something about it. FML
Today, after confronting my husband about lack of intimacy in our marriage, I found him playing with himself. His response to my shock was, "This is less work and less involving." FML
Today, I was having sex with my wife, when she fell asleep. She then woke up and started moaning, clearly faking an orgasm. FML
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Top comments
DocBastard 40
Yes, because having unsatisfactory sex is ALWAYS better than communicating with your spouse. You seriously need to re-evaluate your priorities.
Andrew123123 9
Experiment a bit ;)
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Comments (136)
wagne057 6
Maybe he's faking too...hmmm?
DLT_fml 20
DNA evidence kinda makes it hard to fake.
ProfessionalTrol_fml 14
How does a guy fake an ******....
wagne057 6
It's called being multi-orgasmic, it's where the man has the ability to separate ****** and ejaculation.
neoamaru_fml 8
ohhh big fat bummerrrr..getting married for sex can be soooo hard...(-_-) try doing non sex stuff on weekends & fight less maybe that'll spice things up..oh and say that you love him every now & then & keep your boyfriend away for a while..
Pretty_reckless_fml 18
..O_o Dude what are you talking about?
citymayer 7
I feel like they're projecting..
supportcommand 17
Time to cheat.
Pretty_reckless_fml 18
Actually the penis size makes no difference, even if OP's husband has a tiny dick he could still satisfy her in other ways if she showed him how/explained what she likes :)
barefootchic 6
Maybe he's unhappy too. Don't let it fester, you're obviously frustrated and it could spill over and cause you to be frustrated with him as a person. You're a grown up, use your big girl words.
DocBastard 40
Adamman - You DO realise that the penis is not the only way to please a woman, right? This isn't news to you, is it? And you also realise that just because a woman isn't satisfied in bed doesn't make her a lesbian, right? Am I getting through to you at all?
vtatran_fml 1
If you prefer faked rather than talk to him, you deserve it.
Kaerunoutof 3
That's why we men like a woman like *****. :)
Zedd_fml 8
Speak for yourself, don't drag everyone into your cheating world.
sweetmama88 6
I think you should have a serious talk with your husband .
livi955 4
Experiment and try on sexy new outfits and have fun with it,try getting the book kamasutra it has tons of new positions that u can try,if you show you to your husband you want more spice during sex im sure he ll be more then happy to give it to you ;)