Today, I realized that sex with my husband has gotten so boring that I'd rather fake an orgasm than let him continue. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, the quality of my sex life reached a new low. I faked my orgasm. And so did he. FML
Today, I realized just how much my bad sex life has started affecting me, when after not being able to climax from masturbating, I instinctively faked an orgasm. FML
Today, I tried faking an orgasm for the first time, because I thought it would be sexy for my boyfriend. He stopped to ask me if I was okay. I guess I'm not good at faking it. FML
Today, I decided to fake it when my husband and I were making love. Afterwards, he told me that he could tell my head was "really in the game" and felt a stronger connection with me now and was glad I opened up and "let go" with him. FML
Today, I realized how amazing I've become at faking orgasms: I made up everything from the noises of my juices to pure, blissful climax over the phone to my husband. He came; I finished putting laundry away. FML
Today, my husband's version of roleplaying was pretending that he actually wanted to have sex with me. FML
Today, I let my boyfriend finger me for the first time. Today, I also learned, after fifteen very, very long minutes of it, how to fake an orgasm. FML
Today, I found out my parents still enjoy sex in their 60s, whereas my wife put an end to our sex life because she was tired of faking her orgasms. I had no idea she was faking, I thought our sex life was good, if she’d have told me I’d have done something about it. FML
Today, after confronting my husband about lack of intimacy in our marriage, I found him playing with himself. His response to my shock was, "This is less work and less involving." FML
Today, I was having sex with my wife, when she fell asleep. She then woke up and started moaning, clearly faking an orgasm. FML
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Top comments
DocBastard 40
Yes, because having unsatisfactory sex is ALWAYS better than communicating with your spouse. You seriously need to re-evaluate your priorities.
Andrew123123 9
Experiment a bit ;)
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Comments (136)
thassel8 7
Honestly I know how you feel, I am having the same problem with my wife, anything I suggest she turns down, and she says she is perfectly happy with the way our sex lives are, she just wishes we would do it more often. Mean while I am bored to tears, and really not interested in having sex at all so long as she is unwilling to try something, anything new, or different.
watsonpsykosis 10
That is why communication is the key to a good sex life. Don't be afraid to talk about how to spice things up and try new things.
DivineSunshine 1
You knew he was bad in bed when you married him and you still got married. You need to help him, go to an adult store together and pick out some toys.
AngelSpit 18
BDSM is your best friend
evagil 4
try something new ever now and then to keep the excitement(:
heroin_chic 4
Find a new husband then.
xsarax_fml 10
Well that doesn't fix the problem, only makes it worse Spice it up a bit and see what y'all are into! :)
Krystal3408 32
Tell him this. He'll try to spice things up and that'll entertain you.
blackwidowtaco 31
Things aren't going to get any better if you don't learn how to communicate within your relationship op
weveallbeenthere 30
why not learn to spice it up or teach him to be a better lover.