Today, I realized that sex with my husband has gotten so boring that I'd rather fake an orgasm than let him continue. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, the quality of my sex life reached a new low. I faked my orgasm. And so did he. FML
Today, I realized just how much my bad sex life has started affecting me, when after not being able to climax from masturbating, I instinctively faked an orgasm. FML
Today, I tried faking an orgasm for the first time, because I thought it would be sexy for my boyfriend. He stopped to ask me if I was okay. I guess I'm not good at faking it. FML
Today, I decided to fake it when my husband and I were making love. Afterwards, he told me that he could tell my head was "really in the game" and felt a stronger connection with me now and was glad I opened up and "let go" with him. FML
Today, I realized how amazing I've become at faking orgasms: I made up everything from the noises of my juices to pure, blissful climax over the phone to my husband. He came; I finished putting laundry away. FML
Today, my husband's version of roleplaying was pretending that he actually wanted to have sex with me. FML
Today, I let my boyfriend finger me for the first time. Today, I also learned, after fifteen very, very long minutes of it, how to fake an orgasm. FML
Today, I found out my parents still enjoy sex in their 60s, whereas my wife put an end to our sex life because she was tired of faking her orgasms. I had no idea she was faking, I thought our sex life was good, if she’d have told me I’d have done something about it. FML
Today, after confronting my husband about lack of intimacy in our marriage, I found him playing with himself. His response to my shock was, "This is less work and less involving." FML
Today, I was having sex with my wife, when she fell asleep. She then woke up and started moaning, clearly faking an orgasm. FML
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Top comments
DocBastard 40
Yes, because having unsatisfactory sex is ALWAYS better than communicating with your spouse. You seriously need to re-evaluate your priorities.
Andrew123123 9
Experiment a bit ;)
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Comments (136)
ben827 10
Time to crack out the whip and hand cuffs.
SwtCherryPie 26
It's so much better to come cry to the internet about how your love life sucks than to talk to your husband about it and work on the issue.
seanc722 2
Heh, OP probably just lies there, not saying a thing and not moving just complaining in her head the whole time. Then afterwars posts on FML how boring it was rather then actually doing anything about it. Gotta say, poor husband.
HighlandShadows 48
Communication is key... let him know that you'd like to spice things up a little, I'm sure he'd be more than accommodating.
BlueFlatts 20
It takes 2 to tango, and therefore half of the problem is OP's. Try something new of course.
Tidus0 17
Maybe suggest bringing something more exciting into your love life. Like the shower, lounge, kitchen or dining room? Toys? Role play?
sxm 13
It's shit like that will get your ass cheated on.
ksks1234 33
He can probably tell you are not in to the sex, so he is just going through the motions as well. Here is an idea, say: "honey, this is not an easy conversation to have, but..."
david1029 3
You should definitely tell him.
SillyGirl4602 23
Yes, she is not satisfied with her sex life so she MUST be a lesbian right? That is the only explanation for this.