Today, my boyfriend was really stressed about a guy he works with being a jerk. I told him, "If you ignore something long enough, it won't bother you anymore." His response was, "I've ignored my herpes for a long time but it still bothers me." We've been having sex for 3 months now. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend, who I have been seeing for a year, decided to tell me that he has herpes and has not taken any precautions to stop it from passing on. We have had unprotected sex quite a lot over the last year, so now I most likely have herpes too. FML
Today, my boyfriend lied about having herpes, and used it as an excuse to dump me. FML
Today, after receiving a negative herpes test four months ago, my doctor called me and told me it was a false negative and I’ve been living with herpes for four months. I then had to tell everyone I’ve slept with about it, and worst of all my new boyfriend broke up with me. All in one day. FML
Today, I finally found the single flaw in my perfect boyfriend. It's herpes. Genital herpes. FML
Today, I found out I have herpes. I'm 9 months pregnant and have only been with my husband. It just so happens that our roommate just got over herpes. I thought they were just spending time together, bonding. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend gave me a surprise birthday present: herpes. FML
Today, my boyfriend of three months told me he's going to get tested for STDs, because he's worried about a previous partner. I'm grateful for his thoughtfulness, but I'd be even more grateful if we hadn't already slept together several times. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 2 months and I had sex for the first time last night. This afternoon he texted me saying, "I had an amazing night with you yesterday." Following that text he said, "I forgot to tell you I have an STD." FML
Today, my boyfriend of three years hooked up with a girl who got herpes from a Michigan football player. FML
Today, we're in the middle of a contagious deadly pandemic, and despite not having physical/sexual contact with anyone in over a year, I managed to contract herpes. I don't even know how I got it. FML
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UltimateIdiot911 0
You should have had him get tested first.
kellster 2
And that's why they give all these classes on safe sex. All for naught, apparently. Condoms. Look into them. Testing. Look into it. Also, your bf for the fail. Good honesty there, jackass.
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UltimateIdiot911 0
You should have had him get tested first.
tokintot07 0
maybe he was kidding? his comeback was good though.
Peachy2392 26
Even if he was kidding, it really is a good idea to have both partners tested before taking their relationship further. Some people say it's awkward, but honestly, if you're serious about each other you'll get passed it.
Ender_ 0
Herpes can be fun for the whole family. Don't be pissed because you're going to itch in your no-no zone from now til forever.
turkishjew 0
what's wrong with you
babygirl579 7
Ahhhhhh that's funny
kellster 2
And that's why they give all these classes on safe sex. All for naught, apparently. Condoms. Look into them. Testing. Look into it. Also, your bf for the fail. Good honesty there, jackass.
SadisticKittyCat 9
Except condoms don't protect against herpes usually and you'd have to have a sore to be swabbed. Not so easy.
bunnypatty 0
#1 - I agree with you. Should've tested before the first time you had sex. ALways better safe than sorry.
Anonymus101 4
Well at least you can say that you have cat scratch fever(if you can get the double pun you win).
Bradley_Dillon 39
That was pretty funny...
amirn86 0
Ouch. If yours isn't active yet MAYBE HOPEFULLY you didn't contract it... pray really hard lol I hope you used protection!
nyletak 0
What a douchebag for not telling you.
calmthefuck_down 0
what an asshole boyfriend you have.
bizarre_ftw 22
Don't you mean "had"?
fleg 9
...or maybe he was just being a dick and ******* with your head. if not, consider it an honor. herpes: the gift that keeps on giving.
spenceroone3 0
Epic Win.
astarwarsfan 0
you profile pic is... interesting
herheartsuck 0
i'm pretty sure he was kidding and if not sue him, you can't have sex with some one without telling them you have an std
hoopsfan5211 5
That's only for HIV unfortunately
teamkakashi 18
In some states, depending, it counts for certain STD's too.